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  • teacher's pet
  • On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it,...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • medical benefits
  • A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The doctor calls her name and says, "Will you please follow me?" She is following him down...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • leper
  • What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the tip.
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • Moses meets Bush
  • George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said,...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • cold hands
  • One weekend, a husband, and wife were up in the mountains and had been out for a walk. As soon as they got in, the husband complained that his hands...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • phone lines
  • A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come...
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  • golfer
  • One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • ugly position
  • What's the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.
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  • pre med
  • As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • childbirth
  • A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • singles
  • "I met my wife at a singles' bar." "Really?" "I thought she was home with the kids."
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  • politically speaking
  • "My uncle ran for Senate last year." "Really? What does he do now?" "Nothing. He got elected."
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  • grandma  grandpa
  • Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa. "That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever...
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  • yo mama
  • Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • golfer
  • A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays...
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  • balls
  • There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five...
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  • depression
  • Why are New Yorkers always depressed? The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
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  • nuts
  • An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • politicians
  • A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn. The old...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • buddhist dog
  • What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • doctor's office
  • A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor...
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    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • bar
  • A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop."
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  • watch dog
  • A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the...
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  • yo mama
  • Yo mama's so polite, she once held the door for a week!
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    Views: 1,502

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 212 weeks ago

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