klsrc14's Submissions
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- On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it,...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 845
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The doctor calls her name and says, "Will you please follow me?" She is following him down...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 834
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the tip.
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From: klsrc14
Views: 818
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said,...
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From: klsrc14
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- One weekend, a husband, and wife were up in the mountains and had been out for a walk. As soon as they got in, the husband complained that his hands...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 1,153
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- What's the useless flesh around the penis called? Man.
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From: klsrc14
Views: 883
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 852
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 1,089
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- What's the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.
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From: klsrc14
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a...
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From: klsrc14
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 863
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- "I met my wife at a singles' bar." "Really?" "I thought she was home with the kids."
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From: klsrc14
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- "My uncle ran for Senate last year." "Really? What does he do now?" "Nothing. He got elected."
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From: klsrc14
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa. "That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 3,067
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
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From: klsrc14
Views: 496
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays...
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From: klsrc14
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 679
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- Why are New Yorkers always depressed? The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
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From: klsrc14
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 770
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn. The old...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 880
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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From: klsrc14
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor...
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From: klsrc14
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop."
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From: klsrc14
Views: 891
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the...
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From: klsrc14
Views: 1,044
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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- Yo mama's so polite, she once held the door for a week!
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From: klsrc14
Views: 1,502
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Added: 212 weeks ago
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