kurtisnathan's Submissions
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- Did you hear about the guy that was so dumb that when his girlfriend said, "Let's eat out!"...
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- The newlywed explained to his bride that the best way to let him know when she wants to have sex is ...
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- The dumb young man who had never had sex asked his father how to do it. "It's simple," his...
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- Did you hear about the dumb blonde who thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease? She was a lousy ...
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- A gay guy goes to the emergency room and tells the doctor that his lover got mad at him and shoved h...
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- What's the difference between your wife and taxes? Taxes suck!
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- What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can't get more than 2 finge...
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- How is your mother like a vacuum cleaner? She loves to suck. She loves to blow. And she spends mo...
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- The dumb blonde just had to ask, "Am I the first girl you made love to?" "You might b...
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- Two girls were comparing boyfriends. "Mine's the best," said the first. "I call him S...
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- The optometrist asked his patient if she could read any size type on the eye chart. "No." ...
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- What's the definition of an overbite? When you go down on someone and it tastes like shit!
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- The smallest cemetery in the world? A pussy. It only takes one stiff at a time.
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- After years of marriage the husband finally told his wife that if she would only firm up her butt a ...
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- What did the high school teacher say after she screwed one of her students? "See you after m...
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- What are the three best things about being a woman? 1. You can bleed without cutting yourself. ...
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- What's the difference between an ugly girl and a bowling ball? If worst came to worst, you can al...
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- What sure-fire birth control pill do lesbians recommend for men? A bullet.
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- What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"? About 3 inches.
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- Why was everyone relieve when Moses came back with the Ten Commandments? There was no commandment...
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