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  • emo

  • [Joke] emo

    I wish my lawn was emo so that it would cut itself.

  • From: kyle_ex_machina

    Views: 975

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 110 weeks ago

  • math

  • [Joke] math

    Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own damn problems.

  • From: kyle_ex_machina

    Views: 1,010

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 110 weeks ago

  • Mitch Hedberg, my hero

  • [Blog] Mitch Hedberg, my hero

    So, everybody knows Mitch Hedberg right? He was the self proclaimed king of one liners. He was a really funny ass stand up comic i recommend watching...

  • From: kyle_ex_machina

    Views: 868

    Comments: 15

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • rantings of the deranged

  • [Blog] rantings of the deranged

    O.K. There is a multitude of stupidity going around it seems.  Everywhere i look people are just getting retarded (more so than usual).  An...

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    Views: 1,395

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • one liner

  • [Joke] one liner

    This joke is inspired by Mitch Hedberg, The King of One Liners. "They say God works in mysterious ways. I think if he wanted to be...

  • From: kyle_ex_machina

    Views: 916

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 208 weeks ago

  • more Chuck Norris Facts 2

  • [Joke] more Chuck Norris Facts 2

    In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest...

  • From: kyle_ex_machina

    Views: 611

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • more Chuck Norris Facts

  • [Joke] more Chuck Norris Facts

    When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush...

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    Views: 496

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • Chuck Norris Facts

  • [Joke] Chuck Norris Facts

    1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 2.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck...

  • From: kyle_ex_machina

    Views: 737

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 211 weeks ago

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