ladj's Submissions
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- 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin'...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,419
Comments: 12
Favorited: 2
Added: 154 weeks ago
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- School: A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays :-D Life Insurance: A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,096
Comments: 5
Favorited: 1
Added: 158 weeks ago
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- A blond and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Boston to Seattle. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game. The...
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From: ladj
Views: 833
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Three ladies are hanging out the day before a big party they are attending. They are talking about what they will be wearing to the...
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From: ladj
Views: 497
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,990
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a...
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From: ladj
Views: 2,955
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey,...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,648
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up" she purred, "and you can do anything...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,573
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- Weenie Test Three third graders from Tennessee (an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess. The Irish kid...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,305
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,531
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- There once was a man with a 10 foot weenie, so he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,130
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,200
Comments: 3
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Added: 159 weeks ago
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- An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
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From: ladj
Views: 1,005
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
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From: ladj
Views: 902
Comments: 7
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge...
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From: ladj
Views: 763
Comments: 7
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home...
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From: ladj
Views: 756
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
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- A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a...
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From: ladj
Views: 920
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 159 weeks ago
- ladj
- Last login: 138 weeks ago
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- User Since: Mar 18, 2009
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