lilsexfreak95's Submissions

  • Dont Cry!!
  • There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to...
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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 203 weeks ago

  • Did you see that?
  • A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this...
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    Views: 518

    Comments: 7

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • morons?
  • One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and...
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    Views: 434

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Poor Mom
  • A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that was a...
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    Comments: 11

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • dirty nun
  • A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every...
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    Comments: 10

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • beautiful and stupid?
  • A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to...
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    Views: 1,010

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 205 weeks ago

  • who gets the kid???
  • A man and his wife we re in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped...
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    Views: 599

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • lost wife
  • I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a...
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    Views: 586

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 206 weeks ago

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