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  • The facts of lfe.

  • [Joke] The facts of lfe.

    A little boy walks in on his mum and dad having sex. He says, ''What are you doing?'' His dad replies, ''Making you a brother or sister''. The little...

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 872

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Doctor and his antics.!

  • [Joke] Doctor and his antics.!

    An americans at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wifes been in an accident. He rushes to A&E where hes met...

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 805

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • New age explorer!

  • [Joke] New age explorer!

    What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the boat? Men, get on the boat.

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 1,013

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Pregnany test!

  • [Joke] Pregnany test!

    How do you tell if a black womans pregnant? Open her legs, stick a banana up, if it comes back down half eaten you know a monkeys on the way.

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 1,103

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • Religous war!

  • [Joke] Religous war!

    What is they key source and knowledge behind gruesome and deadly religous wars? To see who has the best imaginary friend.

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 1,043

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • GLADIATORS.

  • [Joke] GLADIATORS.

    You hear about the boy who cried wolf? He was masturbating over gladiators

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 990

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 169 weeks ago

  • New improved gyms

  • [Joke] New improved gyms

    I recently joined the new gym in my town. Its great, used it for a couple of months, its great They also got a new machine the other day, but i...

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 672

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Marmite and blacks, work it out

  • [Joke] Marmite and blacks, work it out

    A white man walks up to a black man and enthusiastically says, '' You are Just Like Marmite'' The black man puzzled, says ''Why thankyou, is...

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 1,482

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 183 weeks ago

  • Meatballs, REAADD

  • [Joke] Meatballs, REAADD

    One thing that really did make me laugh the other day in my local restaraunt - I frenchman was falunting how excuisite these meatballs were,...

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 690

    Comments: 0

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    Added: 187 weeks ago

  • Vegetaarianism REAAD

  • [Joke] Vegetaarianism REAAD

    Bert was recently in a school today, approaching the kids on their views on vegetarians, He was getting really F*cked of with the teachers as 80% of...

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 438

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 187 weeks ago

  • LESBIAN

  • [Joke] LESBIAN

    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotapuss.

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 895

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 188 weeks ago

  • Pakistan, and stew

  • [Joke] Pakistan, and stew

    I had some awful tasting stew in pakistain the other week. ''Islamabad''? Yes, tough as old boobs

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 638

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • The sick army ! Must readdd!!

  • [Joke] The sick army ! Must readdd!!

    An army major is visiting sick soldiers. He goes up to one private and asks. ''Whats your porblem soldier?'' ''Chronic syphiliis, sir'' ''What...

  • From: liverpool2

    Views: 614

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 195 weeks ago

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