malvo's Submissions
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- Music is my life, well a majority of it. For years I never knew why people even liked music at all it was just some sounds that kind of worked...
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From: malvo
Views: 439
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 166 weeks ago
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- Some people just piss me off. The kind of people that everyone has to know and hate to properly be called human. For instance, pretty much everyone...
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From: malvo
Views: 627
Comments: 6
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Added: 176 weeks ago
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- Many a time have I been called a genius. This is true but for the wrong reasons. Maybe it is because my fellow students were astonished at my high...
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From: malvo
Views: 699
Comments: 18
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Added: 181 weeks ago
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- The other day I was having a conversation with someone and we got to talking about schools and the school system. The other person brought up the...
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From: malvo
Views: 563
Comments: 23
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Added: 181 weeks ago
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- • «Everything that can be invented has been invented.» Charles H. Duell, an official at the US patent office, 1899. • «I see no good...
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From: malvo
Views: 584
Comments: 8
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Added: 181 weeks ago
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- A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says:...
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From: malvo
Views: 2,506
Comments: 12
Favorited: 1
Added: 182 weeks ago
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- A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue...
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From: malvo
Views: 698
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 182 weeks ago
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- There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who... 1) would...
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From: malvo
Views: 1,092
Comments: 3
Favorited: 1
Added: 182 weeks ago
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- A young woman goes into the petshop and buys two female parots and brings them home. Despite all her efforts all these parots can say is, "Hi...
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From: malvo
Views: 1,348
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 182 weeks ago
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- User Since: Nov 23, 2008
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