markaronhalt's Submissions

  • A Bird's Prayer

  • [Joke] A Bird's Prayer

    A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one...

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    Views: 528

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Black Boxes

  • [Joke] Black Boxes

    The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years,...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 514

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Grinch Scale

  • [Joke] Grinch Scale

    This is a set of essential personality tests to determine your grinch-ism 1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 580

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • When A Robbery Gets Personal

  • [Joke] When A Robbery Gets Personal

    WEST MEMPHIS, Arkansas - It wasn't hard for police to find the suspect in a cafe robbery: He left in a wheelchair and wrote a threatening note on...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 929

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Repairing the Phone

  • [Joke] Repairing the Phone

    A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 610

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Allleee Oop

  • [Joke] Allleee Oop

    A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 477

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Paying in Advance

  • [Joke] Paying in Advance

    A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what...

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    Views: 622

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Flying Dog

  • [Joke] Flying Dog

    A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He...

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    Views: 398

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Quiet in Church

  • [Joke] Quiet in Church

    A Sunday school teacher was talking to her young pupils about how they should behave in church. "Now," she said, "who can tell me...

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    Views: 626

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Wrong Bus

  • [Joke] Wrong Bus

    A drunk man got on to a bus late one night, staggered up the aisle, and slumped down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man sternly and...

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    Views: 429

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Talking Cow

  • [Joke] Talking Cow

    A man was driving down a country road when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and lifted the bonnet to see if he could find out what had...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 334

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Ship's Log

  • [Joke] Ship's Log

    The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a "little" stowed away rum. Unfortunately, he got drunk and was still...

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    Views: 515

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • The Wooden Airfield

  • [Joke] The Wooden Airfield

    One enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since by veteran allied pilots. The German decoy...

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    Views: 417

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Protection

  • [Joke] Protection

    The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there,...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 405

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Natural Born

  • [Joke] Natural Born

    The following is a funny and true story shared by KC Williams who teaches government at Santa Fe High School. In one of KC's classes, they were...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 350

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Uncle John's Prize Pullet

  • [Joke] Uncle John's Prize Pullet

    Uncle John was in the fertilized egg business when I was young. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and 8 or 10 roosters whose job...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 763

    Comments: 0

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Perfect Sermon

  • [Joke] Perfect Sermon

    A minister was delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation....

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 344

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Bigger Turkey

  • [Joke] Bigger Turkey

    A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?" The butcher opens his fridge, takes...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 384

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Contacting the Dead

  • [Joke] Contacting the Dead

    A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice...

  • From: markaronhalt

    Views: 310

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

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