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  • A Bird's Prayer
  • A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one...
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  • Black Boxes
  • The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years,...
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  • Grinch Scale
  • This is a set of essential personality tests to determine your grinch-ism 1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your...
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  • When A Robbery Gets Personal
  • WEST MEMPHIS, Arkansas - It wasn't hard for police to find the suspect in a cafe robbery: He left in a wheelchair and wrote a threatening note on...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Repairing the Phone
  • A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Allleee Oop
  • A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Paying in Advance
  • A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Flying Dog
  • A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Quiet in Church
  • A Sunday school teacher was talking to her young pupils about how they should behave in church. "Now," she said, "who can tell me...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Wrong Bus
  • A drunk man got on to a bus late one night, staggered up the aisle, and slumped down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man sternly and...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Talking Cow
  • A man was driving down a country road when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and lifted the bonnet to see if he could find out what had...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Ship's Log
  • The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a "little" stowed away rum. Unfortunately, he got drunk and was still...
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  • The Wooden Airfield
  • One enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since by veteran allied pilots. The German decoy...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Protection
  • The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there,...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Natural Born
  • The following is a funny and true story shared by KC Williams who teaches government at Santa Fe High School. In one of KC's classes, they were...
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  • Uncle John's Prize Pullet
  • Uncle John was in the fertilized egg business when I was young. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and 8 or 10 roosters whose job...
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  • Perfect Sermon
  • A minister was delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation....
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Bigger Turkey
  • A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?" The butcher opens his fridge, takes...
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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Contacting the Dead
  • A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice...
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    Views: 310

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

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