markie554's Submissions
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- A teacher asked her class to name things that ended with 'tor' that ate things. The first little boy said, "Alligator." "Very good...
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From: markie554
Views: 921
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Added: 64 weeks ago
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- A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all...
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From: markie554
Views: 617
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Added: 64 weeks ago
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- So I Spent $50 on Ebay for a penis enlarger. Fucken bastards sent a magnifying glass.
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From: markie554
Views: 1,069
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Added: 64 weeks ago
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- I figured out why I'm so fat. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, "For extra volume and body." I am going to...
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From: markie554
Views: 1,778
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Added: 64 weeks ago
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- A blind man was flying in a small plane with his brother, the pilot, when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died. After finally finding...
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From: markie554
Views: 959
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Added: 64 weeks ago
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- A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my...
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From: markie554
Views: 1,961
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Added: 69 weeks ago
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- A mother,father, 10 year old boy and a mini pincher went to see the grand canyon for a family vacation. As they stood there gazing at the view a...
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From: markie554
Views: 2,134
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Added: 69 weeks ago
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- After getting all of Pope Benedicts luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesnt travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the...
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From: markie554
Views: 1,297
Comments: 5
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Added: 135 weeks ago
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- Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say Congratulations!!! But none of them rub your DICK and say...
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From: markie554
Views: 1,832
Comments: 4
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Added: 136 weeks ago
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- We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity....
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From: markie554
Views: 2,350
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Added: 157 weeks ago
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- In an Auburn college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple - the...
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From: markie554
Views: 922
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Added: 160 weeks ago
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- A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, old retired golfer in his late 60's and the other is a...
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From: markie554
Views: 1,163
Comments: 6
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Added: 162 weeks ago
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- One Day There was a Blind Man And A Mom, A Dad With 5 Kids waiting for the bus. Once The bus arrived they were told by the bus driver there was only...
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From: markie554
Views: 677
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- 1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4. Shouldn't you be down...
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From: markie554
Views: 933
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set...
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From: markie554
Views: 803
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're...
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From: markie554
Views: 670
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how...
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Views: 538
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many...
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From: markie554
Views: 562
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- Little Johnny had just come back to school from his summer break and the teacher was asking all of the kids to stand up and tell the class what they...
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From: markie554
Views: 680
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of...
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From: markie554
Views: 749
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a...
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From: markie554
Views: 646
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he...
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From: markie554
Views: 999
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and...
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From: markie554
Views: 1,096
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The Minister then...
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From: markie554
Views: 461
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- Read These And Vote For Your Fav. for DA of the year in the comments. 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during...
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From: markie554
Views: 369
Comments: 1
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Added: 168 weeks ago
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- User Since: Dec 12, 2008
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