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What do You want to be
What do You want to be
Q:What do you want to be, a dick, a pussy, or an asshole? A:a dick, cuz a dick can take a pussy a...

From: marph666

Views: 582

Comments: 7

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Added: 63 weeks ago



Long
Long
What is long, big and emptys its self of seamen? ...

From: marph666

Views: 389

Comments: 2

Favorited: 0

Added: 64 weeks ago



Double Joke
Double Joke
What do you call it when your new wife gives you a BJ -Brideshead What do you call it when she wan...

From: marph666

Views: 304

Comments: 8

Favorited: 0

Added: 67 weeks ago



What Do You Get.........
What Do You Get.........
What do you get when you cross a Rectal Examiner and an Eye Doctor? An Analizer (if you dont...

From: marph666

Views: 686

Comments: 7

Favorited: 0

Added: 67 weeks ago



Hospital
Hospital
So the attending was working in the hosital night shift so he decide to check all the rooms. when he...

From: marph666

Views: 345

Comments: 1

Favorited: 0

Added: 68 weeks ago



guess what i am
guess what i am
Guess what i am? im big, thick, hairy, and im very strong. what am i? ...

From: marph666

Views: 319

Comments: 0

Favorited: 0

Added: 68 weeks ago



Did you know
Did you know
Jim "Hey, on the news they said that people being sexually raped online from myspace is going u...

From: marph666

Views: 324

Comments: 0

Favorited: 0

Added: 69 weeks ago



Scratch
Scratch
Heres something cool. I want you not to think about scratching. Not to think about that pleasure ...

From: marph666

Views: 338

Comments: 6

Favorited: 0

Added: 69 weeks ago



Good Morning Blonde
Good Morning Blonde
So a blonde was told by her husband that saying good morning is a very polite thing for people to do...

From: marph666

Views: 330

Comments: 5

Favorited: 0

Added: 73 weeks ago







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