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  • Angry Vet

  • [Joke] Angry Vet

    An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the...

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    Views: 1,030

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • Black Cruises

  • [Joke] Black Cruises

    Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

  • mattqatsi

    Views: 1,985

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • Mood Rings

  • [Joke] Mood Rings

    My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor m...

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    Views: 1,064

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • Puny One-liners

  • [Joke] Puny One-liners

    So I said to this German cab driver, "Can you take me to where the Pope lives?" He said, &...

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    Views: 1,982

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • Queen of Tarts

  • [Joke] Queen of Tarts

    A woman's like a pack of cards. You need a heart to love her. You need a diamond to win her. You nee...

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    Views: 1,042

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 196 weeks ago

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  • mattqatsi
  • Last login: 54 weeks ago
  • User Since: Jan 27, 2008
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