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  • little johnny fails math

  • [Joke] little johnny fails math

    Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much...

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    Added: 13 weeks ago

  • The obamas on Air Force One

  • [Joke] The obamas on Air Force One

    Barak Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah Winfrey were flying on a private plane. Barak looked at oprah, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw...

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    Views: 1,973

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    Added: 71 weeks ago

  • Sperm Bank Robbery

  • [Joke] Sperm Bank Robbery

    A guy wearing a mask goes in to a sperm bank with a gun. He tells the teller "open the vault, now" The teller responds, "But Sir,...

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    Views: 1,388

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    Added: 80 weeks ago

  • Flunking a Biology test

  • [Joke] Flunking a Biology test

    I flunked my biology test today. i was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Niggers and Mexicans" were not the...

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    Views: 813

    Comments: 12

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Snow white and the seven dwarfs

  • [Joke] Snow white and the seven dwarfs

    Snow white and the seven dwarfs One morning the seven dwarfs headed to work at the mine, while snow white stayed home and prepared lunch. Just...

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    Views: 1,692

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    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Fathead goes for ice cream

  • [Joke] Fathead goes for ice cream

    A guy walks into an ice cream shop with his wife and son. He says, "I'll have a chocolate cone." The wife says, "I'll have a vanilla...

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    Views: 2,500

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 106 weeks ago

  • The new Priest

  • [Joke] The new Priest

    A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...

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    Views: 1,740

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 117 weeks ago

  • Geoge bush goes to heaven

  • [Joke] Geoge bush goes to heaven

    George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly...

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    Views: 936

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 145 weeks ago

  • The perfect morning

  • [Joke] The perfect morning

    The perfect morning The perfect morning is waking up and going to the breakfast table. On the table is a copy of playboy with my girlfriend as the...

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    Views: 945

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 145 weeks ago

  • Golfing

  • [Joke] Golfing

    The golfing Frog A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the...

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    Views: 584

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 147 weeks ago

  • The ultimate cheating joke

  • [Joke] The ultimate cheating joke

    A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch and drinks it in one gulp. The bartender says, "Boy, something sure must be wrong with...

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    Views: 834

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 147 weeks ago

  • Amazing anagrams

  • [Joke] Amazing anagrams

    Amazing Anagrams... Anagrams are words or phrases made by transposing or rearranging letter of other words or phrases. This is a list of some...

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    Views: 843

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • 50 years of marriage

  • [Joke] 50 years of marriage

    A man was invited to a friend's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling...

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    Views: 1,251

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • The Chili Bowl

  • [Joke] The Chili Bowl

    Chili Bowl A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He...

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    Views: 804

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 149 weeks ago

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