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  • little johnny fails math
  • Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much...
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    Added: 13 weeks ago

  • The obamas on Air Force One
  • Barak Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah Winfrey were flying on a private plane. Barak looked at oprah, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw...
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    Added: 71 weeks ago

  • Sperm Bank Robbery
  • A guy wearing a mask goes in to a sperm bank with a gun. He tells the teller "open the vault, now" The teller responds, "But Sir,...
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    Added: 80 weeks ago

  • Flunking a Biology test
  • I flunked my biology test today. i was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Niggers and Mexicans" were not the...
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    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Snow white and the seven dwarfs
  • Snow white and the seven dwarfs One morning the seven dwarfs headed to work at the mine, while snow white stayed home and prepared lunch. Just...
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    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Fathead goes for ice cream
  • A guy walks into an ice cream shop with his wife and son. He says, "I'll have a chocolate cone." The wife says, "I'll have a vanilla...
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    Added: 106 weeks ago

  • The new Priest
  • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
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    Added: 117 weeks ago

  • Geoge bush goes to heaven
  • George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly...
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    Added: 145 weeks ago

  • The perfect morning
  • The perfect morning The perfect morning is waking up and going to the breakfast table. On the table is a copy of playboy with my girlfriend as the...
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    Added: 145 weeks ago

  • Golfing
  • The golfing Frog A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the...
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    Added: 147 weeks ago

  • The ultimate cheating joke
  • A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch and drinks it in one gulp. The bartender says, "Boy, something sure must be wrong with...
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    Added: 147 weeks ago

  • Amazing anagrams
  • Amazing Anagrams... Anagrams are words or phrases made by transposing or rearranging letter of other words or phrases. This is a list of some...
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    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • 50 years of marriage
  • A man was invited to a friend's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling...
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    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • The Chili Bowl
  • Chili Bowl A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He...
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    Comments: 3

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    Added: 149 weeks ago

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