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[Joke] Gay sex is GROSS
Two gay men were having sex when the phone rang and the first guy said, "Hold on I'm going to a...
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[Joke] Why can't Hellen Keller Drive?
Think hard about this one. Then scroll down to see the answer. Why can't Hellen Keller drive? ....
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[Joke] This will make you lol
It's April first and a guy is sitting in the hospital waiting for his wife to have their child. The...
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[Joke] Honeymoon fisherman
A couple was honeymooning in Daytona Beach. The manager of the motel noticed the new groom fishing a...
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[Joke] Drinking too much on hunting trip
John and Bill went on their annual camping and hunting trip. John spent the first night drinking ...
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[Joke] How can you tell when your wife is dead?
Q. How can you tell when your wife is dead? A. The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile u...
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[Joke] Playing with condems
One day Bob and Tom were playing outside by the barn. Bob's mom came out to get them for lunch and ...
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[Joke] 80 year old Vag
Ever wonder what an 80 year old vag taste like? Depends
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[Joke] 100 days of Obama
You know they said the United States of America would have a black president the days pigs fly. Now...
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Added: 146 weeks ago

[Elink] So cute, and hilarious!!!
This is my daughter and her first birthday cake!!! Please comment if this makes you smile.
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Added: 153 weeks ago

[Joke] Thoughtful Valentine's day gift
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. "Ye...
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Added: 157 weeks ago

[Joke] I had a dream about it Valentine
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dre...
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Added: 157 weeks ago

[Joke] Things not to say on your Valentine's Date
1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it ...
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[Joke] Sending Valentine's day cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...
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[Joke] Osama's Valentine
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of...
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[Joke] One Condition
Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He ...
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[Joke] Pig shooting, oral or anal
One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the tru...
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[Joke] What causes mad cow disease?
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, ...
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[Gallery] Everyone loves CELEBRITY CAMEL TOE
24 most shocking celebrity CAMEL TOE In order: 1. Alicia Keys 2. Angelique 3.Aubrey Oday 4.Audr...
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[Elink] World's Worst Husband
From a recent aired episode of Wife Swap, this British know-it-all will make you want to punch him, ...
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Added: 157 weeks ago

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Hello! I am a 26 year old mortgage broker in Indiana. My wife and I just had a beautiful baby girl in early March.

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