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My Head, Your Wife

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My Head, Your Wife
A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking fr...

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Wal-Marts in Iraq

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Wal-Marts in Iraq
Why doesnt Iraq have any Wal-Marts? Because theres a Target at every corner!

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Views: 43,530

Comments: 243

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Added: 29 weeks ago

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Sex Ed

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Sex Ed
Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a pen...

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Comments: 392

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Added: 29 weeks ago

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Stolen Motor Bike

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Stolen Motor Bike
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a ...

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Comments: 239

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Added: 29 weeks ago

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The Real Life Rick Roll

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The Real Life Rick Roll
The only way to top this real life Rick Roll is to actually hire the real Rick Astley to sing it!

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Comments: 333

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Added: 29 weeks ago

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Saggy tits

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Saggy tits
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? A. If we don't get some support soon, peop...

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Views: 97,425

Comments: 207

Favorited: 14

Added: 32 weeks ago

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Arrested on the beach
Arrested on the beach
Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi. "Wher...

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A college excuse
A college excuse
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. The p...

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Views: 285

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Going DOWNtown
Going DOWNtown
One evening, a man and his girlfriend were having a sexual encounter. The guy asks her to "go d...

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Views: 279

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