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My Head, Your Wife
My Head, Your Wife
A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking fr...

From: mortgagemescott

Views: 90,076

Comments: 979

Favorited: 6

Added: 59 weeks ago



Wal-Marts in Iraq
Wal-Marts in Iraq
Why doesnt Iraq have any Wal-Marts? Because theres a Target at every corner!

From: mortgagemescott

Views: 46,146

Comments: 245

Favorited: 8

Added: 87 weeks ago



Sex Ed
Sex Ed
Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a pen...

From: mortgagemescott

Views: 200,889

Comments: 448

Favorited: 45

Added: 88 weeks ago



Stolen Motor Bike
Stolen Motor Bike
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a ...

From: mortgagemescott

Views: 59,818

Comments: 250

Favorited: 7

Added: 88 weeks ago



The Real Life Rick Roll
The Real Life Rick Roll
The only way to top this real life Rick Roll is to actually hire the real Rick Astley to sing it!

From: mortgagemescott

Views: 51,533

Comments: 333

Favorited: 13

Added: 88 weeks ago



Saggy tits
Saggy tits
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? A. If we don't get some support soon, peop...

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Views: 146,828

Comments: 244

Favorited: 17

Added: 90 weeks ago



Easter bunny revenge
Easter bunny revenge
It's time for pay back

From: mortgagemescott

Views: 158

Comments: 1

Favorited: 0

Added: 27 weeks ago



cruise photoshop fun
cruise photoshop fun
Tom Cruise is gay after all.

From: mortgagemescott

Views: 219

Comments: 0

Favorited: 0

Added: 27 weeks ago



Awesome bridge picture
Awesome bridge picture
It's like looking between your legs

From: mortgagemescott

Views: 627

Comments: 4

Favorited: 0

Added: 27 weeks ago







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