nspizzl's Submissions
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- A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that was a...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 1,523
Comments: 7
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Added: 171 weeks ago
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- Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 808
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 172 weeks ago
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- These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 545
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 172 weeks ago
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- These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 316
Comments: 0
Favorited: 1
Added: 172 weeks ago
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- Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 1,108
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 172 weeks ago
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- A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 1,300
Comments: 6
Favorited: 1
Added: 172 weeks ago
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- At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, God appeared and said, "I want all the men to...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 1,213
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 173 weeks ago
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- These are actual quotes of what people said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 1,509
Comments: 6
Favorited: 5
Added: 173 weeks ago
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- What disease did cured ham have? What's the difference between unique and very unique? We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 3,315
Comments: 2
Favorited: 2
Added: 173 weeks ago
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- When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 671
Comments: 4
Favorited: 1
Added: 173 weeks ago
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- You know what sucks about the financial cisis? I lost half my money and my wife's still here.
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From: nspizzl
Views: 357
Comments: 3
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Added: 175 weeks ago
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- she likes licking
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From: nspizzl
Views: 209
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Added: 182 weeks ago
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- True Story one day a man walked into a bar in kansas city, and he saw two man in black suits sitting in the corner, he asked the bartender what...
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From: nspizzl
Views: 296
Comments: 7
Favorited: 0
Added: 182 weeks ago
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- A priest, a minister, a Rabbi, a prostitute and the president walk into a bar, and the bartender says; 'is this a fucking joke?'
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From: nspizzl
Views: 362
Comments: 3
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Added: 182 weeks ago
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- 3 Men walk into a bar, the 4th man ducks
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From: nspizzl
Views: 716
Comments: 6
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Added: 183 weeks ago
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- funny spoof of man vs wild at a party during mardy gras.
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Added: 219 weeks ago
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- It comes in all shapes and sizes.
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Added: 222 weeks ago
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- It comes in all shapes and sizes.
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From: nspizzl
Views: 274
Comments: 1
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Added: 222 weeks ago
- nspizzl
- Last login: 83 weeks ago
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- User Since: Feb 10, 2008
- Uploads: 19
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