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  • Don't Kill Insects.
  • A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that was a...
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    Views: 1,523

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Needs
  • Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just...
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    Views: 808

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Stupid Sports Quotes
  • These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his...
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    Views: 545

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Stupid Sports Quotes
  • These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his...
  • From: nspizzl

    Views: 316

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Made Where?
  • Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved...
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    Views: 1,108

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Driving Test
  • A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid...
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    Views: 1,300

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Men in Heaven
  • At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, God appeared and said, "I want all the men to...
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    Views: 1,213

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • Court Jokes
  • These are actual quotes of what people said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A:...
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    Views: 1,509

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 5

    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • Answerless Questions
  • What disease did cured ham have? What's the difference between unique and very unique? We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our...
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    Views: 3,315

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • Minister at the Funeral
  • When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was...
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    Views: 671

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • Finances
  • You know what sucks about the financial cisis? I lost half my money and my wife's still here.
  • From: nspizzl

    Views: 357

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Federal agents
  • True Story one day a man walked into a bar in kansas city, and he saw two man in black suits sitting in the corner, he asked the bartender what...
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    Views: 296

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Bar Joke
  • A priest, a minister, a Rabbi, a prostitute and the president walk into a bar, and the bartender says; 'is this a fucking joke?'
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    Views: 362

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 182 weeks ago

  • Rape
  • It comes in all shapes and sizes.
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    Views: 754

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Rape
  • It comes in all shapes and sizes.
  • From: nspizzl

    Views: 274

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

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