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  • Jokes

  • [Blog] Jokes

    Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the...

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    Added: 203 weeks ago

  • Jews vs christians---i hope this fits

  • [Joke] Jews vs christians---i hope this fits

    Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the...

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    Views: 494

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 203 weeks ago

  • Small thing

  • [Joke] Small thing

    So the elephant says to the naked man . . . "You breathe through that little thing?"

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    Views: 402

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • House break

  • [Joke] House break

    A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance...

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    Views: 396

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • drowning scuba diver

  • [Joke] drowning scuba diver

    One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear...

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Penis joke---this isn't very funny

  • [Joke] Penis joke---this isn't very funny

    Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE: Notice of increase of tax payment ...

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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • the 500

  • [Joke] the 500

    What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.

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    Views: 371

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Spelling bee

  • [Joke] Spelling bee

    "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad...

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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • A guy named Strange

  • [Joke] A guy named Strange

    A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a...

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    Views: 493

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Midget Slap

  • [Joke] Midget Slap

    When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells.

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    Views: 392

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Hijacked airplane

  • [Joke] Hijacked airplane

    A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again." "Well, uh, yes,...

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    Comments: 7

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Cancer or AIDS

  • [Joke] Cancer or AIDS

    Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a...

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    Views: 527

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • SNAG WIFE

  • [Joke] SNAG WIFE

    Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG." Another guy says, "What's...

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    Views: 474

    Comments: 7

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • The best course in college

  • [Joke] The best course in college

    A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that....

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    Views: 400

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • light bulb vs bowling ball

  • [Joke] light bulb vs bowling ball

    What would you rather be, a light bulb or a bowling ball? Depends on whether you'd rather be screwed of fingered.

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    Views: 456

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Why man came first

  • [Joke] Why man came first

    Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

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    Views: 376

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Chess Playing Dog

  • [Joke] Chess Playing Dog

    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can...

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    Views: 382

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 204 weeks ago

  • Joke endings

  • [Blog] Joke endings

    So many of you probably realized that the user submitted jokes usually cut off at the end...THIS IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING especially to a guy like...

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    Views: 871

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • Britney Spears

  • [Joke] Britney Spears

    Why did britney spears shave her head? so nobody could tell she was blonde

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    Views: 571

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • LAME JOKE AGAIN

  • [Joke] LAME JOKE AGAIN

    Tom Brady, Ben Roethlisberger, and Tony Romo are flying a private jet to the Pro Bowl when it mysteriously crashes. When the get to Heaven they are...

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    Views: 778

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 219 weeks ago

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