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  • 20.00

  • [Joke] 20.00

    On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused...

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    Views: 1,064

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 140 weeks ago

  • A Free Haircut

  • [Joke] A Free Haircut

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you...

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    Views: 1,176

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 163 weeks ago

  • Engineer and Frog

  • [Joke] Engineer and Frog

    An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."...

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    Views: 861

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • LA Apartment Fire

  • [Joke] LA Apartment Fire

    In South Los Angeles, a 4 plex was destroyed by a fire. A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire....

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    Views: 6,232

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • Best Staff Meeting Ever

  • [Joke] Best Staff Meeting Ever

    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one...

  • From: philipsmith8

    Views: 3,536

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • New Years Eve

  • [Joke] New Years Eve

    We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet...

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    Views: 1,089

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • What would you do?

  • [Joke] What would you do?

    A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man...

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    Views: 885

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Hunting Trip

  • [Joke] Hunting Trip

    The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay...

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    Views: 917

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Hotel Bill

  • [Joke] Hotel Bill

    Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and...

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    Views: 736

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • New Kid at School

  • [Joke] New Kid at School

    It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...

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    Views: 708

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Pregnant Nurses

  • [Joke] Pregnant Nurses

    A doctor noticed that many of the nurses were pregnant. Worried about a staff shortage he asked the manager when they were due. As they went room to...

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    Views: 928

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • New Rules for Entry into Heaven

  • [Joke] New Rules for Entry into Heaven

    It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had...

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    Views: 1,391

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 194 weeks ago

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