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    • A Cop With a Sense of Humor

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      Uploaded 02/19/2009
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    • A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this...
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    • The Man Rules

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      Uploaded 08/19/2008
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    • Useless Super Hero Powers

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      Uploaded 08/02/2008
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      Uploaded 07/09/2008
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