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  • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
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    Views: 542

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 177 weeks ago

  • Caught Peeing In The Park
  • There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in...
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    Views: 856

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Tounge Twisters
  • These funny tongue twisters are difficult to say and may be a little dirty if you say them wrong. I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on...
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    Views: 359

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Heavens ugliest women
  • Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you...
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    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • Cant Take That Chance
  • a man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You...
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    Views: 1,366

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • halarious blonde jokes
  • Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A. Frosted Flakes Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You get to park in the handicap...
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    Views: 2,217

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 206 weeks ago

  • tribe fruit joke
  • 3 guys were walking in the woods when a tribe attacked them and knocked them out cold, when they woke up the tribe leader siad" your lifes shall...
  • From: pumpkinking

    Views: 1,167

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 213 weeks ago

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