rachelchunter's Submissions

  • Dumb Blonde Joke
  • What's dumber than two brunettes who tried to build a house at the bottom of the ocean? The two blondes who tried to burn it down!
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    Views: 891

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • Mangy Guy Walks Into A Bar
  • A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says, ...
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    Views: 1,107

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • An Anxious Father-to-be
  • Jack Brown was waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward where his wife was giving birth to their first baby. As he paced back and forth, a nurse...
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    Views: 693

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Bad Diet
  • A man named John is feeling unwell, so he goes to see the doctor about it. The doctor tells him, "Well, it must be your diet. What sort of...
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    Views: 670

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • A Guard Dog
  • A man goes to a dog breeder to buy a guard dog only to be presented with a scruffy terrier mongrel. "What use is that?" he asks. ...
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    Views: 675

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • My Dog On A Sunny Day
  • It was a sunny day. I decided to turn on the lawn sprinkler, just as my dog was walking across the grass. He thought it was the lamp-post getting...
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    Views: 444

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Embarrassed
  • A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her...
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    Views: 799

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 169 weeks ago

  • Blondes Find Some Tracks
  • Two blondes are out walking when they come across some tracks. "They look like deer tracks!" says the first blonde. "No they don't,...
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    Views: 522

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 169 weeks ago

  • Scared Of A Dog
  • A little boy bursts into tears after a large and friendly dog bounds up to him, licking his hands and face. "What's wrong?" said his...
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    Views: 407

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • My Stupid Cousin
  • My stupid cousin wants to work in a clock factory. He says it'll be an easy job, because he'll get paid just to sit there and make faces.
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    Views: 634

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    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Elephants...
  • Why do elephants have red eyes? So they can hide in cherry trees. How did the farmer get crushed? He went cherry picking.
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    Views: 476

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Coke
  • I tried sniffing coke once . . . but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
  • From: rachelchunter

    Views: 448

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 185 weeks ago

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About Me
My name is Rachel. I'm 23 years old (in May 2011). I have brown hair, green eyes and glasses. I also have Asperger's Syndrome, but it doesn't make me a bad person. My hobbies include reading, writing stories/poems, playing console games and going online (as you've probably guessed, I'm kind of an indoor girl) My lifelong dream is to become an author, and so far, I've published one book. =o)
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