rattlebox02's Submissions

  • Drunk
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    [Joke] Drunk

    A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.. When the trooper asked the driver...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 172,113

    Comments: 573

    Favorited: 13

    Added: 85 weeks ago

  • Milkman

  • [Joke] Milkman

    A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 936

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 77 weeks ago

  • Cheeze

  • [Joke] Cheeze

    Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz? A: Cheeze Whuz.

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 512

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 77 weeks ago

  • Sherlock

  • [Joke] Sherlock

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later,...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 819

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 85 weeks ago

  • Duck

  • [Joke] Duck

    This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"? The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 450

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 85 weeks ago

  • True

  • [Joke] True

    Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and asks, "What are you doing?" His father says, "We're playing cards, and your...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 252

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 85 weeks ago

  • LOL

  • [Joke] LOL

    The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?" Little...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 238

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 85 weeks ago

  • Shrimp

  • [Joke] Shrimp

    There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 2,007

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Beaver

  • [Joke] Beaver

    Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 736

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Peanut

  • [Joke] Peanut

    Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!" "What do you mean, Johnny? Is it...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 510

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Johnny

  • [Joke] Johnny

    Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 402

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Rattlesnake

  • [Joke] Rattlesnake

    What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't fuck with either one.

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 532

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Lil' Johnny

  • [Joke] Lil' Johnny

    One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 510

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 86 weeks ago

  • Doctor

  • [Joke] Doctor

    A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 492

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 90 weeks ago

  • Dead man's hard-on

  • [Joke] Dead man's hard-on

    A guy dies while making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do...

  • From: rattlebox02

    Views: 923

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 90 weeks ago

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