reidmill's Submissions
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- Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them is inside getting the money, the other is waiting in the getaway car. The man in the car is nervous...
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From: reidmill
Views: 1,020
Comments: 5
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Added: 162 weeks ago
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- The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They're walking at a good pace when the...
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From: reidmill
Views: 2,195
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Added: 162 weeks ago
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- Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jumped over a candlestick. But Jack wasn't so nimble, And Jack tripped, Now Jack's stuck in bed with a...
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From: reidmill
Views: 1,177
Comments: 3
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Added: 162 weeks ago
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- Im so startled
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From: reidmill
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Added: 188 weeks ago
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- Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not...
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From: reidmill
Views: 523
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Added: 192 weeks ago
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- A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing his hands. "Hey," says the Navyman,...
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Views: 578
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Added: 192 weeks ago
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- President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital....
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From: reidmill
Views: 408
Comments: 1
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Added: 192 weeks ago
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- As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a...
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From: reidmill
Views: 420
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Added: 192 weeks ago
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- Three college students were in England and were told they had to go to a great old pub called "The Cock Inn". They went off in three...
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From: reidmill
Views: 556
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Added: 192 weeks ago
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- An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad...
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From: reidmill
Views: 294
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Added: 192 weeks ago
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- Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times. Spinal Tap...
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From: reidmill
Views: 504
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Added: 192 weeks ago
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- Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see...
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From: reidmill
Views: 433
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Added: 192 weeks ago
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- An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the...
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From: reidmill
Views: 453
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT...
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From: reidmill
Views: 1,504
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- 13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'' 14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'' 15. Play a...
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From: reidmill
Views: 413
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The...
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From: reidmill
Views: 406
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate...
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From: reidmill
Views: 324
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test....
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From: reidmill
Views: 475
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more...
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Views: 501
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.
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From: reidmill
Views: 382
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- Why was the rooster so unhappy? Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother
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From: reidmill
Views: 339
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- Mcdonalds guy
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From: reidmill
Views: 172
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and...
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From: reidmill
Views: 497
Comments: 4
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- What did one duck say to the other? What? "Social Security!" I don't get it. You won't till you're 65...
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From: reidmill
Views: 405
Comments: 2
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Added: 193 weeks ago
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- 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' 2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on...
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From: reidmill
Views: 360
Comments: 3
Favorited: 1
Added: 193 weeks ago
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