reidmill's Submissions

  • Botched robbery
  • Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them is inside getting the money, the other is waiting in the getaway car. The man in the car is nervous...
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    Added: 162 weeks ago

  • The tomato family
  • The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They're walking at a good pace when the...
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 162 weeks ago

  • Jack be nimble Jack be quick
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jumped over a candlestick. But Jack wasn't so nimble, And Jack tripped, Now Jack's stuck in bed with a...
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    Comments: 3

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    Added: 162 weeks ago

  • In The Navy
  • A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing his hands. "Hey," says the Navyman,...
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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Bush BM
  • President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital....
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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Pre-Med Upstart
  • As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a...
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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • The Cock Inn
  • Three college students were in England and were told they had to go to a great old pub called "The Cock Inn". They went off in three...
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • English Patient
  • An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad...
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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • poopie list prt 2
  • Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times. Spinal Tap...
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    Views: 504

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • poopie list
  • Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see...
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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Door-to-Door Sales Crap
  • An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the...
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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • warm and moist
  • MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT...
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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • good sport
  • At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The...
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    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • mini meanie
  • The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate...
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    Comments: 1

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • smokin' dope
  • Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more...
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    Views: 501

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • leeches
  • What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • rooster prozac
  • Why was the rooster so unhappy? Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • George W. and Moses
  • George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and...
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    Views: 497

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • shaggy duck story
  • What did one duck say to the other? What? "Social Security!" I don't get it. You won't till you're 65...
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    Views: 405

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 193 weeks ago

  • ways to annoy bathroom friends
  • 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' 2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on...
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    Views: 360

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 193 weeks ago

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