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  • French Prostitutes
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    [Joke] French Prostitutes

    Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time...

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    Views: 132,398

    Comments: 522

    Favorited: 22

    Added: 156 weeks ago

  • The Blonde and the Lottery

  • [Joke] The Blonde and the Lottery

    Once upon a time there was a blonde, a single mom who just lost her job. Being the religious person she is, she prayed to God to help her win the...

  • From: rockzilla411

    Views: 1,102

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • Remembering Bush

  • [Joke] Remembering Bush

    Why does George W. Bush like giving the tongue to Independent Fascist Joe Lieberman? They're trying to scare people off gay marriage by showing what...

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    Views: 598

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 137 weeks ago

  • Republican Jokes

  • [Joke] Republican Jokes

    Why don't Republicans think that Gitmo tactics like light and sound deprivation, forced nudity, and turning dogs against suspects are...

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    Views: 1,021

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 137 weeks ago

  • Conservative Jokes

  • [Joke] Conservative Jokes

    Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers. Why do Republicans...

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    Views: 1,432

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 137 weeks ago

  • Chuck Norris

  • [Joke] Chuck Norris

    When God sneezes, people say "Chuck Norris Bless You" While fucking in a trailer, one of Chuck Norris' sperm went inside the engine. ...

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    Views: 987

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 140 weeks ago

  • Priest and thugs

  • [Joke] Priest and thugs

    It was Sunday and a priest was preaching to a congregation. However, he was constantly distracted by profanity going on outside the church. The...

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    Views: 938

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 140 weeks ago

  • Black Women

  • [Joke] Black Women

    Who are the two most famous black women in history? Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker

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    Views: 1,154

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • Late for Work

  • [Joke] Late for Work

    The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn't keep Joe from boasting to...

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    Views: 830

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Spice Girls

  • [Joke] Spice Girls

    What’s the difference between a ‘Spice Girls’ video and a porn video? The porn video has better music!

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    Views: 1,255

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Spice Girls

  • [Joke] Spice Girls

    What’s the difference between a ‘Spice Girls’ video and a porn video? The porn video has better music!

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    Views: 698

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Trust

  • [Joke] Trust

    What’s the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

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    Views: 1,008

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Snowballs

  • [Joke] Snowballs

    What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman? Snowballs.

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    Views: 1,013

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Sex Help

  • [Joke] Sex Help

    I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early.

  • From: rockzilla411

    Views: 798

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Sandwhich

  • [Joke] Sandwhich

    Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...

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    Views: 1,107

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 148 weeks ago

  • Languages

  • [Joke] Languages

    A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though,...

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    Views: 799

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 148 weeks ago

  • Chuck Norris in the movies

  • [Joke] Chuck Norris in the movies

    Chuck Norris first went paintballing in 2nd grade. His parents videotaped his expirience, and later sent the footage to dreamworks. This home...

  • From: rockzilla411

    Views: 857

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 150 weeks ago

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