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  • French Prostitutes
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    Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time...
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    Comments: 522

    Favorited: 22

    Added: 156 weeks ago

  • The Blonde and the Lottery
  • Once upon a time there was a blonde, a single mom who just lost her job. Being the religious person she is, she prayed to God to help her win the...
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    Views: 1,102

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • Remembering Bush
  • Why does George W. Bush like giving the tongue to Independent Fascist Joe Lieberman? They're trying to scare people off gay marriage by showing what...
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    Views: 598

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 137 weeks ago

  • Republican Jokes
  • Why don't Republicans think that Gitmo tactics like light and sound deprivation, forced nudity, and turning dogs against suspects are...
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    Views: 1,021

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 137 weeks ago

  • Conservative Jokes
  • Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers. Why do Republicans...
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    Views: 1,432

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 137 weeks ago

  • Chuck Norris
  • When God sneezes, people say "Chuck Norris Bless You" While fucking in a trailer, one of Chuck Norris' sperm went inside the engine. ...
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    Views: 987

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 140 weeks ago

  • Priest and thugs
  • It was Sunday and a priest was preaching to a congregation. However, he was constantly distracted by profanity going on outside the church. The...
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    Views: 938

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 140 weeks ago

  • Black Women
  • Who are the two most famous black women in history? Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker
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    Views: 1,154

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • Late for Work
  • The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn't keep Joe from boasting to...
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    Views: 830

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Spice Girls
  • What’s the difference between a ‘Spice Girls’ video and a porn video? The porn video has better music!
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    Views: 1,255

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Spice Girls
  • What’s the difference between a ‘Spice Girls’ video and a porn video? The porn video has better music!
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    Views: 698

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Trust
  • What’s the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
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    Views: 1,008

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Snowballs
  • What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman? Snowballs.
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    Views: 1,013

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Sex Help
  • I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early.
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    Views: 798

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Sandwhich
  • Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
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    Views: 1,107

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 148 weeks ago

  • Languages
  • A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though,...
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    Views: 799

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 148 weeks ago

  • Chuck Norris in the movies
  • Chuck Norris first went paintballing in 2nd grade. His parents videotaped his expirience, and later sent the footage to dreamworks. This home...
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    Views: 857

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 150 weeks ago

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