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  • Hedge Clippers
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    [Joke] Hedge Clippers

    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in ...

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    Views: 133,908

    Comments: 435

    Favorited: 22

    Added: 121 weeks ago

  • Reasons to wrap it

  • [Joke] Reasons to wrap it

    CONDOM SLOGANS! 1. Cover ur stump, b4 u hump! 2. Don't be silly, Protect ur willy! 3. U can't go wrong, if u shield ur dong. 4. If u think...

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    Views: 2,707

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 99 weeks ago

  • Blind Man and nine kids

  • [Joke] Blind Man and nine kids

    A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find...

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    Views: 1,810

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 120 weeks ago

  • Casper WY lion

  • [Gallery] Casper WY lion

    A few weeks ago our friends in Casper, WY mentioned that they had seen lion tracks in the snow on their deck behind the house. They live on Casper...

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    Views: 1,096

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 120 weeks ago

  • Man Opens the door

  • [Joke] Man Opens the door

    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

  • From: roxanna_us

    Views: 973

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 120 weeks ago

  • Real Men

  • [Joke] Real Men

    They draw eyebrows on, wear fake eyelashes and nails, a ton of makeup, hair dye, get Botox injections and boob jobs or padded bras. Then they go out...

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    Views: 968

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 120 weeks ago

  • Who did you lend it to?

  • [Joke] Who did you lend it to?

    On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic...

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    Views: 933

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 120 weeks ago

  • Keep your insanity

  • [Joke] Keep your insanity

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If...

  • From: roxanna_us

    Views: 5,009

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 4

    Added: 121 weeks ago

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