sanctuary's Submissions

  • Phones

  • [Joke] Phones

    An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when...

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    Views: 387

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Death and Taxes

  • [Joke] Death and Taxes

    Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 456

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Tomato Seller

  • [Joke] Tomato Seller

    A man from another country came to the U.S. and learned three phrases. 1.Only fifty cents 2. Very, very fresh 3. Not today, maybe tomorrow. A lady...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 586

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Lawyers and Lightbulbs

  • [Joke] Lawyers and Lightbulbs

    How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 315

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Blonde's Shoes

  • [Joke] Blonde's Shoes

    A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. After...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 433

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Lawyer vs. !nsurance Company

  • [Joke] Lawyer vs. !nsurance Company

    This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 653

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Wll's Bad Luck

  • [Joke] Wll's Bad Luck

    One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 419

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Tell the Truth

  • [Joke] Tell the Truth

    Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 367

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Fun with a Taser

  • [Joke] Fun with a Taser

    Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 328

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Potentially and Realistically

  • [Joke] Potentially and Realistically

    A boy once asked his father, " Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?" To which the father replied, "Go ask...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 311

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Bad Food

  • [Joke] Bad Food

    A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago....

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 321

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Questions and Answers

  • [Joke] Questions and Answers

    Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 402

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Fun Facts

  • [Joke] Fun Facts

    The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 377

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • God

  • [Joke] God

    Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is god a man or a woman?" His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 338

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • A Few Good Questions

  • [Joke] A Few Good Questions

    Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 414

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • The Three Little Italian Pigs

  • [Joke] The Three Little Italian Pigs

    Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw ...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 604

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Shoveling Snow

  • [Joke] Shoveling Snow

    December 8 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window...

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 6,282

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 3

    Added: 177 weeks ago

  • Pat and Mike

  • [Joke] Pat and Mike

    Pat and Mike are camping in the forest, and the mosquitoes are so fierce that they have to hide in their sleeping bags to keep from being bitten....

  • From: sanctuary

    Views: 1,505

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 177 weeks ago

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