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  • two ladies talking in heaven

  • [Joke] two ladies talking in heaven

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman:...

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    Views: 1,483

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • Old Timers Sex

  • [Joke] Old Timers Sex

    The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went...

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    Views: 711

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • old old old

  • [Joke] old old old

    GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket...

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    Views: 514

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Drinking with a redneck girl

  • [Joke] Drinking with a redneck girl

    A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. 0D When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls...

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    Views: 623

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Can you solve this riddle?

  • [Joke] Can you solve this riddle?

    You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In...

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    Views: 622

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Shopping at Cabela's

  • [Joke] Shopping at Cabela's

    A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over...

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    Views: 883

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • retirement planning

  • [Joke] retirement planning

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the...

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    Views: 1,788

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • A.A.A.D.D

  • [Joke] A.A.A.D.D

    Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my...

  • From: sheltonx

    Views: 1,045

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • Why parents drink

  • [Joke] Why parents drink

    A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope,...

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    Views: 983

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    Added: 173 weeks ago

  • Always Maxi Pads

  • [Joke] Always Maxi Pads

    This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really...

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    Views: 2,103

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    Favorited: 2

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • [Picture]

    seriously....does this need a caption??

  • From: sheltonx

    Views: 250

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    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Weeweechu

  • [Joke] Weeweechu

    It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said...

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    Views: 947

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Worst day ever

  • [Picture] Worst day ever

    email edition. oh and this is fake, for some who cant seem to figure out the difference.

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    Views: 300

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 183 weeks ago

  • When you have a bad day..

  • [Joke] When you have a bad day..

    Remember: You could be a conjoined twin stuck to a gay brother who has a date tonight and you only have one ass.

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    Views: 614

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Pregnant Blonde

  • [Joke] Pregnant Blonde

    The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but...

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    Views: 590

    Comments: 8

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Gays vs. Fridge

  • [Joke] Gays vs. Fridge

    Whats the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?? The fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out.

  • From: sheltonx

    Views: 566

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Blondes and Football

  • [Joke] Blondes and Football

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how...

  • From: sheltonx

    Views: 860

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

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