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  • Sheza is Dead

  • [Blog] Sheza is Dead

    Sheza, my long beloved internet persona, has been laid to rest.  She was at times controversial and tried to represent the inhibitions and fears of...

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    Added: 46 weeks ago

  • What's in a name?

  • [Blog] What's in a name?

    We've done this before, but there are some new folks who are now wasting their lives scrolling through these time vampires, so let's do it again.I'm...

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    Comments: 27

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    Added: 46 weeks ago

  • Jack, Jim, and Johnnies

  • [Blog] Jack, Jim, and Johnnies

    No, not a drinking blog.  I rarely touch the stuff.  I do, however, indulge in other mind and mood altering substances.  My drug of choice: Music. ...

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    Added: 48 weeks ago

  • Oh for fuck's sake

  • [Blog] Oh for fuck's sake

    You guys really want to know how to get rid of Neko or whoever is currently trolling the blogs?  Remember Lord Infamous, remember SpellCheckMod,...

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    Added: 48 weeks ago

  • Relapse

  • [Blog] Relapse

    My old, trusted friend the DSM IV, the psychiatric diagnoses bible, has got me thinking again.  I think I (and I'd venture to say most of those...

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    Comments: 12

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    Added: 50 weeks ago

  • EBW FMK

  • [Blog] EBW FMK

    You know you know it.  I know you know it.  You know I know you know it and vice versa.  It's time for everyone's favorite game: FUCK, MARRY, KILL. ...

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    Added: 50 weeks ago

  • Divorceland Repost for Tomlet

  • [Blog] Divorceland Repost for Tomlet

    Sorry, I've just now become aware of the sad state of Tomlet's once wedded bliss.  I'm sorry you are going through this, man.  I know you took pride...

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    Added: 50 weeks ago

  • Haiku Guru

  • [Blog] Haiku Guru

    And the winner of the EBW Blog section haiku contest, $50,000 in cash*, and 2 week all expenses paid two week vacation to a "Per Diem Companion"...

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    Added: 78 weeks ago

  • Haiku Contest Part Deux

  • [Blog] Haiku Contest Part Deux

    Dr. G did thisLong ago and it was funTime to bring it back.Pick a blogger pleaseWrite a Haiku about themVote in the commentsOr dance to your...

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    Added: 78 weeks ago

  • Is TA REALLY Such a BFD?

  • [Blog] Is TA REALLY Such a BFD?

    I just got off the phone with one of my geeky friends from high school.  In the grand tradition of many girls who wore bootcut jeans instead of...

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    Added: 78 weeks ago

  • Ad the Wiener is.......

  • [Blog] Ad the Wiener is.......

    LAPTOPIA!!!!!! Congratulations, Lap.  You have written the filthiest limerick on EBW.Please enjoy the nastiness of the winning limerick: There once...

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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 78 weeks ago

  • Pyromania Grammatica

  • [Blog] Pyromania Grammatica

    A rare thing happened to me this morning.  I became truly outraged.  I usually keep a cool head and act like a duck, letting things roll off of my...

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    Added: 80 weeks ago

  • How to Write a Suicide Note

  • [Blog] How to Write a Suicide Note

    "If it's yellow, let it mellow.  If it's brown, flush it down."  Embroidered in big red letters and surrounded bu jagged edged black eyed susans.  I...

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    Added: 85 weeks ago

  • Confucius Say.....

  • [Blog] Confucius Say.....

    Yes, yes.  It HAS been a while.  I've missed you too. Anyhow, my eldest daughter provided me with wisdom so enduring and relevant that I feel a deep...

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    Added: 106 weeks ago

  • Ulcer Schmulcer

  • [Blog] Ulcer Schmulcer

    I was recently informed that I have a kicking case of gastric ulcers.  Fun.  I've been lucky enough to consider myself a picture of health for most...

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    Views: 354

    Comments: 9

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    Added: 125 weeks ago

  • Resolations

  • [Blog] Resolations

    It's that time again...I just finished wrapping the last of the Christmas presents.  I got a few calls inviting me to New Years Eve shindigs.  I...

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    Views: 461

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 127 weeks ago

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