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  • Marriage

  • [Picture] Marriage

    Weird, most people hang themselves after they get married.

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Always there for me

  • [Joke] Always there for me

    This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Caught Cheating

  • [Joke] Caught Cheating

    A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband...

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    Views: 482

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • What a Man Wants

  • [Joke] What a Man Wants

    A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Confesssion

  • [Joke] Confesssion

    A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Small Heads

  • [Joke] Small Heads

    A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said,...

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    Views: 479

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • George Burns on Oprah

  • [Joke] George Burns on Oprah

    George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show,...

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    Views: 1,018

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Erectile Dysfunction

  • [Joke] Erectile Dysfunction

    Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • My Dearest Wife

  • [Joke] My Dearest Wife

    To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only...

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    Views: 404

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Codeword

  • [Joke] Codeword

    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They...

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  • What a Wife Says.. and Means

  • [Joke] What a Wife Says.. and Means

    The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Biology Lessons

  • [Joke] Biology Lessons

    The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • In Love with Teacher

  • [Joke] In Love with Teacher

    The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Slow Driving Habits

  • [Joke] Slow Driving Habits

    A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Sex in the Jungle

  • [Joke] Sex in the Jungle

    One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex....

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Black Guy

  • [Joke] Black Guy

    What do you call a black guy who is flying a plane? A pilot you racist!!!!

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    Views: 1,630

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • 3 Chinese Torture Tests

  • [Joke] 3 Chinese Torture Tests

    Bob is walknig through some woods on a rainy night. He sees a house, so he goes up and knocks on the door. An old chinese man answers. Bob asks if he...

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    Views: 4,364

    Comments: 14

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Emo

  • [Joke] Emo

    I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

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    Views: 1,211

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 223 weeks ago

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