smodaddy's Submissions

  • The Last Laugh, American Style
  • President Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the UNSCOM inspections in Iraq. As he sits down he sees three buttons in the armrest of...
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    Added: 111 weeks ago

  • New NCO's
  • Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior...
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    Added: 118 weeks ago

  • The REAL difference in rank
  • GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid...
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    Added: 118 weeks ago

  • jew hindu and a lawyer
  • A Jew, a Hindu, and a lawer were all traveling together and it was getting dark and they needed to find a place to stay. Fortunately, they came...
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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • Hannah Montanna
  • Why can't Hanna Montana do concerts overseas? The UN enacted strict rules against our export of trash. Why does Hanna Montana wear a blond...
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    Added: 132 weeks ago

  • TA TA daddy
  • TA TA, DADDY One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta,...
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    Views: 1,186

    Comments: 9

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    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • why parents drink
  • WHY PARENTS DRINK The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the...
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    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • really dumb truckers
  • While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and...
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    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • Christian lion
  • A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary,...
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    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • Naughty priests...
  • A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into...
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    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • REALLY bad kids...
  • A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred...
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    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • Jokes for everyone!
  • Whats a jews biggest problem? Free pork How can you tell if an asian robbed your house? Your homework is done and your...
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    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • smart cad driver
  • a new york city cab driver was roaming the streets after dark on a rainy night. and all of a sudden, a gorgeous, tall, thin, well rounded...
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    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • which branch do you prefer?
  • Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer? An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 pound. weapon in hand, after...
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    Views: 1,084

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 145 weeks ago

  • global terror levels
  • Global Terror Levels As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to...
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    Added: 145 weeks ago

  • american boat race
  • The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak...
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    Added: 151 weeks ago

  • the captain's parrot
  • A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over...
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    Added: 151 weeks ago

  • lawyer's young death
  • a lawyer died at a young age of only 35. He arrived at the pearly gates to be judged for admittance. when St. Peter aproached the lawyer the lawyer...
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    Views: 438

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 152 weeks ago

  • she didn't get a ticket
  • a young lady was speeding down a highway when she crossed a bridge. unfortunatly, a highway man was waiting on the other side with a radar gun. ...
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 152 weeks ago

  • should've gotten a dog...
  • Giving Pills to Pets How to give a cat a pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position...
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    Views: 525

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 153 weeks ago

  • good luck mr. gorsky
  • When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for...
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 153 weeks ago

  • new work protocol
  • In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well rained...
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    Views: 551

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 153 weeks ago

  • military rules
  • Rules of Conflict The Rules of Conflict, according to the various American forces... US Army Rules 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to...
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    Views: 625

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 153 weeks ago

  • military rules
  • Rules of Conflict The Rules of Conflict, according to the various American forces... US Army Rules 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to...
  • From: smodaddy

    Views: 1,445

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 153 weeks ago

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