smodaddy's Submissions
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- President Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the UNSCOM inspections in Iraq. As he sits down he sees three buttons in the armrest of...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,124
Comments: 6
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Added: 111 weeks ago
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- Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,520
Comments: 4
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Added: 118 weeks ago
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- GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,301
Comments: 1
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Added: 118 weeks ago
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- A Jew, a Hindu, and a lawer were all traveling together and it was getting dark and they needed to find a place to stay. Fortunately, they came...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,200
Comments: 3
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- Why can't Hanna Montana do concerts overseas? The UN enacted strict rules against our export of trash. Why does Hanna Montana wear a blond...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,056
Comments: 3
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Added: 132 weeks ago
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- TA TA, DADDY One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta,...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,186
Comments: 9
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- WHY PARENTS DRINK The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,498
Comments: 3
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,026
Comments: 3
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary,...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,459
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,322
Comments: 3
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 983
Comments: 5
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- Whats a jews biggest problem? Free pork How can you tell if an asian robbed your house? Your homework is done and your...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 598
Comments: 4
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- a new york city cab driver was roaming the streets after dark on a rainy night. and all of a sudden, a gorgeous, tall, thin, well rounded...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 940
Comments: 3
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Added: 143 weeks ago
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- Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer? An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 pound. weapon in hand, after...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,084
Comments: 9
Favorited: 1
Added: 145 weeks ago
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- U.S. COAST GUARD ENLISTMENT OATH "I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES COAST GUARD because I know...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,170
Comments: 6
Favorited: 1
Added: 145 weeks ago
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- Global Terror Levels As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 2,100
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 145 weeks ago
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- The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 669
Comments: 2
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Added: 151 weeks ago
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- A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 765
Comments: 3
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Added: 151 weeks ago
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- a lawyer died at a young age of only 35. He arrived at the pearly gates to be judged for admittance. when St. Peter aproached the lawyer the lawyer...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 438
Comments: 1
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Added: 152 weeks ago
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- a young lady was speeding down a highway when she crossed a bridge. unfortunatly, a highway man was waiting on the other side with a radar gun. ...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 421
Comments: 2
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Added: 152 weeks ago
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- Giving Pills to Pets How to give a cat a pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 525
Comments: 4
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Added: 153 weeks ago
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- When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 459
Comments: 2
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Added: 153 weeks ago
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- In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well rained...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 551
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 153 weeks ago
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- Rules of Conflict The Rules of Conflict, according to the various American forces... US Army Rules 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 625
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 153 weeks ago
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- Rules of Conflict The Rules of Conflict, according to the various American forces... US Army Rules 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to...
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From: smodaddy
Views: 1,445
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 153 weeks ago
- smodaddy
- Last login: 110 weeks ago
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- User Since: Jun 27, 2009
- Uploads: 26
- Media Watched: 267
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