snowhawkmike's Submissions

  • Bleu

  • [Joke] Bleu

    Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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    Views: 525

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • Highchair

  • [Joke] Highchair

    Q: What's red and sits in a highchair? A: A baby eating razor-blades. Q: What is red, white and green and sits in a corner? A: Same baby 3...

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    Views: 666

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • Bitches

  • [Joke] Bitches

    How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to do it.

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    Views: 729

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • Jock Strap

  • [Joke] Jock Strap

    What do you call a homosexual's athletic supporter? A fruit cup.

  • From: snowhawkmike

    Views: 1,863

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 164 weeks ago

  • Ants

  • [Joke] Ants

    How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew accidently dropped a penny down an ant hill.

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    Views: 1,007

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Chips and Dip

  • [Joke] Chips and Dip

    How do you get 100 dead babies into the trunk of a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos.

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    Views: 1,016

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Black Bike

  • [Joke] Black Bike

    Q: Why should you never run over a n*gger on a bike? A: Because it might be your bike.

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    Views: 1,028

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Black Sex

  • [Joke] Black Sex

    Q: Why do black men cry during intercourse? A: Because of all the pepper spray.

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    Views: 1,005

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Polish Dog

  • [Joke] Polish Dog

    Q: How do you know if you’ve been robbed by a Polack? A: Your garbage is empty and your dog is pregnant.

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    Views: 851

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Mexican Love

  • [Joke] Mexican Love

    Q. Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats In experiments now? A. Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.

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    Views: 1,026

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Mexican Virgin

  • [Joke] Mexican Virgin

    Q. Why Wasn't Christ Born In Mexico? A. Because They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.

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    Views: 958

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Helping the Irish

  • [Joke] Helping the Irish

    Woman: Help! Help! An Irishman tried to rape me! Police Officer: How do you know he was Irish? Woman: I had to help him.

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    Views: 748

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Free Milk

  • [Joke] Free Milk

    A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. He says,...

  • From: snowhawkmike

    Views: 898

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Show some respect.

  • [Joke] Show some respect.

    This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, "Look, I'm...

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    Views: 806

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • She doesn't give head.

  • [Joke] She doesn't give head.

    Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the...

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    Views: 871

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Make a girl moan twice

  • [Joke] Make a girl moan twice

    Q:How do you make a little girl scream twice? A: When you are done with her wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

  • From: snowhawkmike

    Views: 716

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 165 weeks ago

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