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  • Cuckoo Clocks
  • At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed...
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  • Hotel for Women
  • A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their...
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  • Heaven and Hell
  • HEAVEN is where: The police are British The chefs Italian The mechanics are German The lovers are French and it's all organized by the...
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  • Italiano Story
  • A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,...
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  • Italian Men
  • At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with...
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  • IRS Hearing Help
  • A man called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a...
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  • Jewish Grandmother
  • A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God,...
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  • Saul and Booming Voice
  • Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days....
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  • General's Soldier
  • A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put...
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  • Funeral procession
  • A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral...
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  • Woman and her baby
  • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus...
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  • Watson and Holmes
  • Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some...
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  • Hunting
  • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back...
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    Views: 939

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    Added: 178 weeks ago

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