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  • Contructuon worker's lunches
  • Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says...
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    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Alligator shoes
  • A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to...
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    Views: 1,237

    Comments: 7

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    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Shopping for a husband
  • A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the...
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    Comments: 7

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    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Practical jokes
  • Prank 1... An old classic. Place cling film (plastic wrap) accross the toilet bowl and lower the seat. Prank 2... Add a thin layer of...
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    Comments: 6

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    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Fart touchdown
  • An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says "seven points." His wife...
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    Comments: 3

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    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Wierd thoughts
  • 1.What is another word for "thesaurus"? 2.Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue? 3.Is "vice-versa" to a...
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    Comments: 5

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  • Good and bad news
  • An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear...
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    Comments: 2

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  • I knew a blonde...
  • I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box...
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    Views: 471

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Only 3 doors
  • An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
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    Views: 492

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
  • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
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    Views: 355

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 154 weeks ago

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