somasuku's Submissions
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- Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says...
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From: somasuku
Views: 1,263
Comments: 6
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Added: 154 weeks ago
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- A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to...
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From: somasuku
Views: 1,237
Comments: 7
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Added: 154 weeks ago
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- A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the...
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From: somasuku
Views: 798
Comments: 7
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Added: 154 weeks ago
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- Prank 1... An old classic. Place cling film (plastic wrap) accross the toilet bowl and lower the seat. Prank 2... Add a thin layer of...
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From: somasuku
Views: 912
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 154 weeks ago
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- An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says "seven points." His wife...
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From: somasuku
Views: 830
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 154 weeks ago
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- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
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From: somasuku
Views: 589
Comments: 4
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Added: 154 weeks ago
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- 1.What is another word for "thesaurus"? 2.Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue? 3.Is "vice-versa" to a...
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From: somasuku
Views: 1,087
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 154 weeks ago
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- An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear...
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From: somasuku
Views: 815
Comments: 2
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Added: 154 weeks ago
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- I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box...
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From: somasuku
Views: 471
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 154 weeks ago
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- An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
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From: somasuku
Views: 492
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 154 weeks ago
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
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From: somasuku
Views: 355
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 154 weeks ago
- somasuku
- Last login: 129 weeks ago
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- User Since: Jun 27, 2008
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