sophiegirl999's Submissions
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- A family of skunks and a family of ducks were crossing a road. A car went by and killed all of them but one duck and one skunk. Later on the skunk...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 1,527
Comments: 2
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Added: 66 weeks ago
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- Opera is just what the world needs. More screaming fat ladies.
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 1,418
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Added: 67 weeks ago
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- I'm going to have a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 2,351
Comments: 3
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Added: 67 weeks ago
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- Two average looking girls are going down Main street, one on a bike, one walking, when a pickup truck full of Mexicans drives past them in the other...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 1,194
Comments: 4
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Added: 100 weeks ago
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- One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks,...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 1,831
Comments: 6
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Added: 101 weeks ago
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- It was povren taht it is psisolbe to raed wrdos taht are sracmbeld as lnog as the frsit and the lsat lteters are in the crorcet sopt. Form srvueys,...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 2,058
Comments: 8
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Added: 108 weeks ago
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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Added: 123 weeks ago
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- If a man, draw an arrow that points to his ass hole and write insert here. If a man, write on his cheek with an arrow pointing to his mouth piss here...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 690
Comments: 14
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Added: 124 weeks ago
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- Why is sex always on black people's minds? Because they have pubic hair on their heads.
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 948
Comments: 7
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Added: 128 weeks ago
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- A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 686
Comments: 3
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Added: 130 weeks ago
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- You know a Chinese restaurant's food is actually good when Chinese people eat there and Americans don't.
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 756
Comments: 2
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- You know when people post a joke, and you get it, but it just isn't funny. Well I have noticed, that people post jokes that they think are funny, but...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 444
Comments: 4
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- A guy from New York calls up his friend in Idaho and his friend in Jersey and they have a three way conversation . The new york guy asks what the...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 883
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- A man went for an audition at a local club. "You' better not be a hypnotist, they're not welcome here." "No I'm not, I'm a singer,...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 936
Comments: 3
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place an object behind her and describe it. The...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 956
Comments: 4
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 1,096
Comments: 3
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 638
Comments: 3
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- Greg and Joe were in class together. Greg saw Joe's new watch and asked him where he got it. "Well," said Joe, "I just waited till...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 703
Comments: 2
Favorited: 1
Added: 131 weeks ago
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- The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?". He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, teacher?". She said,...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 754
Comments: 2
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 580
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 452
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Added: 131 weeks ago
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- A man had a hemorrhoid and badly needed cream. He would be so embarassed to go and buy so at his local pharmacy for obvious reasons. What should...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 1,838
Comments: 4
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Added: 133 weeks ago
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- A boy was standing at a street corner shaking a can. A priest walks up to him and says, my son what are you doing? The boy says, I am shaking a can...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 1,032
Comments: 10
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Added: 134 weeks ago
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- A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, “If a dog...
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From: sophiegirl999
Views: 690
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 137 weeks ago
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