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  • What am I?
  • A family of skunks and a family of ducks were crossing a road. A car went by and killed all of them but one duck and one skunk. Later on the skunk...
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 66 weeks ago

  • Opera
  • Opera is just what the world needs. More screaming fat ladies.
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    Views: 1,418

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 67 weeks ago

  • Wasted
  • I'm going to have a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
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    Views: 2,351

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 67 weeks ago

  • Mexicans whistle
  • Two average looking girls are going down Main street, one on a bike, one walking, when a pickup truck full of Mexicans drives past them in the other...
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    Views: 1,194

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 100 weeks ago

  • Laid off
  • One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks,...
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    Views: 1,831

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 101 weeks ago

  • Can you read this?
  • It was povren taht it is psisolbe to raed wrdos taht are sracmbeld as lnog as the frsit and the lsat lteters are in the crorcet sopt. Form srvueys,...
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    Comments: 8

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    Added: 108 weeks ago

  • Still in bed
  • A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in...
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    Views: 686

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 130 weeks ago

  • Americans love shit
  • You know a Chinese restaurant's food is actually good when Chinese people eat there and Americans don't.
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • Jokes
  • You know when people post a joke, and you get it, but it just isn't funny. Well I have noticed, that people post jokes that they think are funny, but...
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    Views: 444

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • too many
  • A guy from New York calls up his friend in Idaho and his friend in Jersey and they have a three way conversation . The new york guy asks what the...
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    Views: 883

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • hypnotist
  • A man went for an audition at a local club. "You' better not be a hypnotist, they're not welcome here." "No I'm not, I'm a singer,...
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    Views: 936

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • Beating
  • A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he...
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    Views: 1,096

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • playing
  • Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure...
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    Views: 638

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • watch has to meanings dad
  • Greg and Joe were in class together. Greg saw Joe's new watch and asked him where he got it. "Well," said Joe, "I just waited till...
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    Views: 703

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • counting
  • The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?". He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, teacher?". She said,...
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    Views: 754

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • poor flea
  • A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who...
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    Views: 580

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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • cool watch
  • James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a...
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    Views: 452

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    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • Hemorrhoid
  • A man had a hemorrhoid and badly needed cream. He would be so embarassed to go and buy so at his local pharmacy for obvious reasons. What should...
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    Views: 1,838

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Whats more powerful?
  • A boy was standing at a street corner shaking a can. A priest walks up to him and says, my son what are you doing? The boy says, I am shaking a can...
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    Views: 1,032

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • Dogged lawyer
  • A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, “If a dog...
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    Views: 690

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 137 weeks ago

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About Me
I am 17 almost 18. I am hot. I am an honor student. I can be a bitch but it is nothing personal. I play the flute and a bit of guitar and piccolo and sax. I am an artist.

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