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    • What am I?

    • A family of skunks and a family of ducks were crossing a road. A car went by and killed all of them but one duck and one skunk. Later on the...
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      Uploaded 02/28/2011
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    • Opera

    • Opera is just what the world needs. More screaming fat ladies.
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      Uploaded 02/15/2011
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    • Wasted

    • I'm going to have a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
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      Uploaded 02/15/2011
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    • Mexicans whistle

    • Two average looking girls are going down Main street, one on a bike, one walking, when a pickup truck full of Mexicans drives past them in the...
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      Uploaded 07/05/2010
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    • Laid off

    • One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some...
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      Uploaded 06/24/2010
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    • Can you read this?

    • It was povren taht it is psisolbe to raed wrdos taht are sracmbeld as lnog as the frsit and the lsat lteters are in the crorcet sopt. Form...
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      Uploaded 05/07/2010
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    • Still in bed

    • A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in...
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      Uploaded 12/07/2009
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    • Americans love shit

    • You know a Chinese restaurant's food is actually good when Chinese people eat there and Americans don't.
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 11/27/2009
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    • Jokes

    • You know when people post a joke, and you get it, but it just isn't funny. Well I have noticed, that people post jokes that they think are funny,...
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      Uploaded 11/26/2009
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    • too many

    • A guy from New York calls up his friend in Idaho and his friend in Jersey and they have a three way conversation . The new york guy asks what the...
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      Uploaded 11/24/2009
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    • hypnotist

    • A man went for an audition at a local club. "You' better not be a hypnotist, they're not welcome here." "No I'm not, I'm a...
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      Uploaded 11/24/2009
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    • Beating

    • A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who...
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      Uploaded 11/24/2009
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    • playing

    • Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I...
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      Uploaded 11/24/2009
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    • watch has to meanings dad

    • Greg and Joe were in class together. Greg saw Joe's new watch and asked him where he got it. "Well," said Joe, "I just waited...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 11/24/2009
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    • counting

    • The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?". He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, teacher?". She...
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      Uploaded 11/24/2009
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    • poor flea

    • A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 11/24/2009
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    • cool watch

    • James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch...
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      Uploaded 11/24/2009
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    • Hemorrhoid

    • A man had a hemorrhoid and badly needed cream. He would be so embarassed to go and buy so at his local pharmacy for obvious reasons. What...
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      Uploaded 11/13/2009
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    • Whats more powerful?

    • A boy was standing at a street corner shaking a can. A priest walks up to him and says, my son what are you doing? The boy says, I am shaking a...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 11/09/2009
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    • Dogged lawyer

    • A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, “If a...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 10/19/2009
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    • Florist Mistake

    • On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 10/19/2009
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    • heaven

    • One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into...
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      Uploaded 10/19/2009
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    • Cement filled Cadillac

    • A man drove a cement truck for his career. One day he had to make a trip an hour away. He forgot his lunch. He decided to stop back at home to...
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      Uploaded 10/19/2009
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    • Laugh while you drink

    • Today I was drinking lemonade and I started laughing. My lemonade actually came out of my nose. I didnt think it was really possible but it...
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      Uploaded 02/22/2009
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    • Sugar gliders

    • Okay so 2 weekends ago I went to the super pet expo. Any one ever here of it? I bought these little things called sugar gliders aka sugar bears....
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      Uploaded 02/18/2009
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    • Diminish all noobs?

    • Are people seriously wanting to get rid of all noobs? Why what is the point. If we get rid of all noobs, there won't ever be upper stats. Other...
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      Uploaded 10/09/2008
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    • nuts

    • For the first time ever. I kicked a guy square in the nuts. It was alsome. It fealt super good. I was so proud. :) I must do it again. He cried...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 09/19/2008
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    • canibal

    • A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals. The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 08/19/2008
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    • Hypnotist

    • A man went for an audition at a local club. "You' better not be a hypnotist, they're not welcome here." "No I'm not, I'm a...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 08/18/2008
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    • Pooh

    • Why does tigger smell? He plays with Pooh
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 08/16/2008
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    • clowns

    • Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 08/06/2008
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    • Hardf

    • A man wanted to have sex with his girl friend. She said sure but first put your dfick in the freezer. He asked why. She said because if it is...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 08/06/2008
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    • Shit

    • This mans wife always said she had a head ache when he wanted to have sex. One day when the husband was feeling horny he got some asprin and...
    • sophiegirl999
      Uploaded 08/06/2008
      • 460 Views
      • 5 Comments
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sophiegirl999

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  • User Since: Apr 23, 2008

About Me

I am 17 almost 18. I am hot. I am an honor student. I can be a bitch but it is nothing personal. I play the flute and a bit of guitar and piccolo and sax. I am an artist.

Please leave comments, whatever you want, go balls!

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