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A Christmas Poem
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was i...

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Added: 3 weeks ago

Blimpie Burger and Bounty Hunters
Today I visited the strange city of Ann Arbor. Anyone who lives in Michigan, and maybe some people w...

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Why sparks? Well, let me enlighten you
If there's anything I've ever wanted out of life, besides pulling off a diamond heist, deflecting bu...

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Added: 2 days ago

Helpful Hints from Sparks158
Say, Guy, are you having trouble performing simple day to day tasks? Do you feel like sometimes you ...

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Milfs, 1930's stars, and an unrelated clip from The Chevy Chase
A rare occurence happened today at work. That's right, a super hot milf came in. Was she actually su...

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Added: 5 days ago

Actual Elementary Responses to Christmas Related Questions
Disclaimer: This is not copypasta, per se. I am actually reading it directly from the local newspape...

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Mom, I want one of those fancy 8 track players for Christmas
I'm workin in my department, about ready to go home, when an older man comes up. He's not too old, m...

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Added: 2 weeks ago