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  • Who the fuck is 'Snooky'?

  • [Blog] Who the fuck is 'Snooky'?

    It's all bullshit.  This ADD generation with a majoirty of spoiled twats wouldn't know what a good song or movie is.  They're all too busy on their...

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    Views: 599

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 93 weeks ago

  • Fun time with Daddy

  • [Blog] Fun time with Daddy

    I walked up to the door and peered through and saw a wonderful delight. My dad was lying fully naked on my bed and was moaning as he pinched his...

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    Views: 560

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 94 weeks ago

  • Where the USA is headed

  • [Blog] Where the USA is headed

    This country deserves what it gets - when all you former middle class morons see that the American dream has been systematically ripped out from...

  • From: stewbaker

    Views: 416

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 94 weeks ago

  • The Warrior Legend

  • [Blog] The Warrior Legend

    Yesterday, some Jehovah's witness hags came up to my home to try and fill me with their chicken shit fairytail bullshit.  I opened the door only to...

  • From: stewbaker

    Views: 433

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 94 weeks ago

  • the guide to easy e-stardom

  • [Blog] the guide to easy e-stardom

    How to get e-star status quickly? Very simple. First you have to be a complete faggot. Second, you have to create new account. The account name must...

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    Views: 623

    Comments: 12

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 95 weeks ago

  • Religion makes me sick

  • [Blog] Religion makes me sick

    I find religious people so goddamn funny yet annoying at the same time. Arguing and willing to kill each other over a fucking god that doesn't even...

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    Views: 510

    Comments: 12

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    Added: 95 weeks ago

  • The Satanical Regime of Obama

  • [Blog] The Satanical Regime of Obama

    Barack Hussein Obama is a Kenyan man who faked his birth certificate to become president of the United States. He is also a socialist, communist,...

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    Views: 379

    Comments: 8

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    Added: 95 weeks ago

  • Does this make me gay?

  • [Blog] Does this make me gay?

    The late game was coming on and I was able to be treated to one of my favorite fantasies, getting my cock sucked while watching football. As the ball...

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    Views: 660

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 95 weeks ago

  • My first wank session

  • [Blog] My first wank session

    When I was 13 I kept getting boners- I'd gotten them before, but it seemed like I was hard all the time and couldn't figure out why. One day in the...

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    Added: 99 weeks ago

  • I enjoy rape, occasionally

  • [Blog] I enjoy rape, occasionally

    Well me and my uncle Bud decided to go on a fishing trip last weekend and lets just say the weekend did not go as planned. Uncle Bud insisted that he...

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    Comments: 9

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    Added: 101 weeks ago

  • The Maury Povich Deception

  • [Blog] The Maury Povich Deception

    Usually when the man is shown to be the father, the woman gets up, chases the man, triumphantly declaring that she told him so and/or does the "give...

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    Views: 836

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 119 weeks ago

  • Fuck your beliefs

  • [Blog] Fuck your beliefs

    Id say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it...

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    Views: 1,668

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 124 weeks ago

  • I fucked my cousin

  • [Blog] I fucked my cousin

            I couldnt help myself, i supermanned onto the bed and started to thrust my pulsating cock into his tight little boy twat.  The great thing...

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    Comments: 9

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    Added: 130 weeks ago

  • For all you redneck assholes

  • [Blog] For all you redneck assholes

    I'm a crossdressing, gay muslim hermaphrodite that drives a hyrbrid, goes to anti-war rallies, and has a strict vegan diet.  I also take fists up...

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    Views: 1,308

    Comments: 16

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 130 weeks ago

  • Does women like gay porn?

  • [Blog] Does women like gay porn?

    I know that most men LOVE woman sexing each other.  But do female like it when men hump and passionately kiss each other?  This have been a...

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    Views: 1,598

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 131 weeks ago

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"are you writing this as you sit in your lonely
apartment wearing a blonde wig, ruby red
lipstick, a pair of sstilleto heels, and a
sexy red nightie, all the while wondering
where your life had gone so horrily wrong? and
furthermore, what exactly were you gonna do
with the body of that dead hooker in the
bathtub?" -sindicate

"Furthermore, cut
your dick off because if you spawn and teach
your kid that these kinds of things are ok to
do, that means that this shit will continue
and warp minds for generations to come. And if
any of your generations ever touch any of my
generations, I will ensure that you will ALL
die slowly and painfully, away from your
grotesquely mutilated penises." -rosietobasco

"i want to wrap my vagina around your fucking
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