thedeacon's Submissions

  • Black and white

  • [Joke] Black and white

    Jamal came home from school one day and his mom asked "Jamal , WUTCHUDO IN SQUL TDAY?! Jamal said, we, we,we cowntid TDAY in SQUL and Mikey da...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 266

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 10 weeks ago

  • Dr Love

  • [Joke] Dr Love

    "Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" asks the patient. "No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics,"...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 374

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 43 weeks ago

  • Excuse me miss

  • [Joke] Excuse me miss

    A man and a woman are riding up on an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" She replies "Hell...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 572

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 43 weeks ago

  • Her piece

  • [Joke] Her piece

    A lil boy walks up to a whorehouse dragging a dead frog behind him. He knocks at the door and a wrinkle ridden madam answers the door, "may I...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 832

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 45 weeks ago

  • Rolling with the wifey

  • [Joke] Rolling with the wifey

    Wife: you're always talking behind my back and pushing me around!! (husband face palms) Husband: bitch, you're in a wheelchair!!!!!

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 471

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 45 weeks ago

  • Lord Infamous Gay test

  • [Joke] Lord Infamous Gay test

    Lord Infamous asked his doctor if there was a test to see to help him determine if he was gay. The doctor said, "Yes, there is. Please pull...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 1,536

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 134 weeks ago

  • Listen to them.....

  • [Joke] Listen to them.....

    A schizophrenic, a bipolar, and a "normal" guy stood before the throne of God. All of a sudden, a trap door opened in the clouds and the...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 1,253

    Comments: 12

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 135 weeks ago

  • Funny Farm

  • [Joke] Funny Farm

    A guy in his twenties is drving late at night along a long and deserted winding road when his tire blows out. He opens the trunk only to find he has...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 2,370

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 137 weeks ago

  • It's Dark In Here

  • [Joke] It's Dark In Here

    A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car in...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 1,366

    Comments: 11

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 139 weeks ago

  • Drunken repost

  • [Joke] Drunken repost

    I had 8 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my fiance to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 1,681

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 139 weeks ago

  • It's science

  • [Joke] It's science

    Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer...

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    Views: 909

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 140 weeks ago

  • Faceless Avatar

  • [Joke] Faceless Avatar

    A faceless avatar was just finishing up his 2 minutes of sex with a woman when he layed back to catch his breath. The faceless avatar turned his head...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 3,479

    Comments: 11

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 140 weeks ago

  • Who is God

  • [Joke] Who is God

    A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 1,009

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 140 weeks ago

  • Ticket Please

  • [Joke] Ticket Please

    Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 1,323

    Comments: 11

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 140 weeks ago

  • Talking Dog for sale

  • [Joke] Talking Dog for sale

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings...

  • From: thedeacon

    Views: 2,446

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 142 weeks ago

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