usmansimjee's Submissions

  • Fart Football

  • [Joke] Fart Football

    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows When the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the...

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    Views: 603

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Pants

  • [Joke] Pants

    Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, ' Mike , let me tell you something. On my wedding...

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    Views: 1,037

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 147 weeks ago

  • The New Pastor

  • [Joke] The New Pastor

    The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his...

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    Views: 734

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • Black Pilot

  • [Joke] Black Pilot

    What do you call a black man flying a plane? A PILOT you fucking racist

  • From: usmansimjee

    Views: 1,384

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • A Priest, Rabbi, and a Buddhist

  • [Joke] A Priest, Rabbi, and a Buddhist

    A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better...

  • From: usmansimjee

    Views: 1,064

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 149 weeks ago

  • Oh Lord

  • [Joke] Oh Lord

    When I was 15 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 15 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high...

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    Views: 21,881

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 150 weeks ago

  • Pringles You Bastards

  • [Joke] Pringles You Bastards

    PRINGLES YOU BASTARDS Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat. I tried out these...

  • From: usmansimjee

    Views: 846

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 150 weeks ago

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