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  • Totthpicks  Straw
  • A beggar runs into a bar and says " bar tender , bar tender give me a tooth pick," no...
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    Comments: 7

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    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Workload
  • The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to...
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    Views: 536

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Twice
  • A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, ...
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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Pedophile
  • A guy comes home from work and finds his girlfriend on their bed, crying. He asks his girlfriend...
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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • A Chat With Jesus
  • Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vo...
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    Views: 820

    Comments: 9

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    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Pirate Steerage
  • A pirate walks in a bar wearing a steering wheel on his cock. The bartender asks him, "do yo...
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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • Face on google maps
  • it's really there...if you don't believe it, move the map around, zoom in and out look at other plac...
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    Views: 420

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 165 weeks ago

User Profile

  • vampdyer
  • Last login: 37 weeks ago
  • User Since: Apr 17, 2007
  • Uploads: 322
  • Media Watched: 4,175
  • Media Favorited: 17

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  • Featured Media: 2
  • Profile Views: 25,499
  • Subscribers: 12

About Me

I Stand in the sacred human presence.
As I do now, so should you stand someday.
The future remains uncertain and so it should,
for it is the canvas upon which we paint our desires.
Thus, always, the Human Condition faces a beautifully empty canvas.
We possess only this moment in which to dedicate ourselves continuously to the sacred human presence we share and create.

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suicide girls
suicide girls
"they'd make an angel"s skin crawl if you asked"
Meaningless Subscriptions
Meaningless Subscriptions
If You Hate Seeing People With 3 Uploads And 20 Subscribers And The On...
I Want an Ebaum's World Party
I Want an Ebaum's World Party
Let's face it. Eric Bauman, you have a plane...you have a ton of money...

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Avalanche

High Score: 19011
Tontie

High Score: 63027
Helicopter

High Score: 1216
Blast Billiards

High Score: 684
Zoo Keeper

High Score: 93330
Streets of Fire

High Score: 61378
Curveball

High Score: 20025
Snake

High Score: 557
Bloody Penguin

High Score: 10581
Blast Billiards 2008

High Score: 1151