wyatt420's Submissions
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FEATUREDAn old man hadn't been able to hear for years. He finally went to see a doctor, Who diagnosed his problem and restored his hearing. A month later the...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 93,413
Comments: 330
Favorited: 21
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 461
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 199 weeks ago
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- One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 670
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 199 weeks ago
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- One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says....
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From: wyatt420
Views: 522
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 199 weeks ago
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- The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his....
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From: wyatt420
Views: 447
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 199 weeks ago
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- What do fat chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by mexicans!!!
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From: wyatt420
Views: 447
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 202 weeks ago
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- Three gay men were sitting in a bar drinking the one says "OH I just farted the other says me to the third a you hear is bbbpppppbbbpbp the...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 626
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Added: 202 weeks ago
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- 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 428
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 202 weeks ago
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- A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 1,127
Comments: 8
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can't get married...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 2,330
Comments: 11
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 3,053
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. the next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 1,107
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor. After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 801
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 1,867
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run into a...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 1,188
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has....
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From: wyatt420
Views: 1,390
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- * 1 Drive up to cash machine. * 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine. * 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 2,467
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- a couple decided to go to Florida for a long weekend Because both had jobs they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 1,363
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 897
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price. The...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 702
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 699
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 1,740
Comments: 4
Favorited: 1
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- A man suspected his wife of cheating,so he came home early one day ran upstairs to his bedroom. his wife was laying on the bed. he then serched the...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 1,878
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- a blind man went into the doctors on ways to increase his life span, the doctor said eat dark chocolate. drink wine, and most of all have steady sex...
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From: wyatt420
Views: 3,143
Comments: 10
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
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- hi my name paul i like fuck cheese cake
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From: wyatt420
Views: 5,820
Comments: 8
Favorited: 0
Added: 217 weeks ago
- wyatt420
- Last login: 191 weeks ago
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- User Since: Apr 2, 2008
- Uploads: 106
- Media Watched: 367
- Media Favorited: 2
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