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  • Plane Crash

  • [Joke] Plane Crash

    Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces:...

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    Views: 617

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Smoking Privates

  • [Joke] Smoking Privates

    What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant

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    Views: 543

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • How is a man like a rainstorm?

  • [Joke] How is a man like a rainstorm?

    How is a Man like a Rainstorm? You don't know when its coming, how much inches you'll get, how wet you will get, or how long it will stay

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    Views: 677

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Girl Scouts Are Tasty!

  • [Joke] Girl Scouts Are Tasty!

    If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

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    Views: 527

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Virgin Light Bulb

  • [Joke] Virgin Light Bulb

    What's the difference between a virgin and a light bulb? -You can unscrew a light bulb.

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    Views: 977

    Comments: 7

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • BASIC Programmer Light Bulb

  • [Joke] BASIC Programmer Light Bulb

    How many BASIC programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 10 push bulb upwards 20 twist bulb clockwise 30 GOTO 10

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    Views: 649

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Dead Baby Light Bulb

  • [Joke] Dead Baby Light Bulb

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb.

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    Views: 427

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Cat Light Bulb

  • [Joke] Cat Light Bulb

    How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb? You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a...

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    Views: 449

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Politics not always serious.

  • [Joke] Politics not always serious.

    One day Bill Clinton and Al Gore are pissing in the same bathroom. Bill notices that Al has a huge dick. "Shit", he says; "how did you...

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    Views: 364

    Comments: 4

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    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Silly Rednecks

  • [Joke] Silly Rednecks

    A couple of Redskins fans, Bubba and Bo, are hunting in the woods in the rural south when Bo falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and...

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    Views: 343

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Mystery Joke

  • [Joke] Mystery Joke

    What's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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    Views: 727

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 190 weeks ago

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