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  • old guy physical

  • [Joke] old guy physical

    Morris, an 8 2 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • old guy joke

  • [Joke] old guy joke

    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • better than a flu shot

  • [Joke] better than a flu shot

    Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Anti Chuck Norris

  • [Joke] Anti Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris masturbates furiously in a corner whenever he sees a Bowflex commercial. As a child, Chuck Norris was often caught spooning with...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • fly hunter

  • [Joke] fly hunter

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • two guys one grave

  • [Joke] two guys one grave

    Two Irishmen after a long night at the pub were walking home. They decided to take a shortcut through the local grave yard. As they were walking...

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    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • the obama difference

  • [Joke] the obama difference

    John Mccain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man. John McCain gave the...

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    Views: 400

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    Added: 187 weeks ago

  • cabbie and a nun

  • [Joke] cabbie and a nun

    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he...

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    Added: 187 weeks ago

  • Mccain and Obama on a boat

  • [Joke] Mccain and Obama on a boat

    John Mccain and Obama were on a boat. The boat sank in a big storm. There was no life boat....... Who was saved?? AMERICIA!!!!

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    Views: 480

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    Added: 187 weeks ago

  • guts or balls

  • [Joke] guts or balls

    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort...

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    Views: 342

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 187 weeks ago

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I am a industrial maintanence man who 90% of the time is getting paid to look at this shit. If you dont like something i said -I dont care- get over it. Please dont use the terms owned pwnd or fail that shit is lame.
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