How I Seize It #67: "Downton Abbey"

I figurt since yall mist me cuz sum cunt posin as the Lord sents me on hiatiss, I'd git gussied up and fancyfy my seesum prameer! Yall notiss that here, much like et shitshow Twilite, we gots cuzzins marryin and fukkin an aint nobody suthern or cuncern that lotsa times imbred babees ends up tardit. Welcum back DBs!