How I Seize It #82: "Taylor Swift"

Yew herda one hit wonders? Well, Taylor Swiff shooda been a NONE hit wunder! Man wun can only hope she goze the way a Tiffany an Debbie Gibsum. Nex time her song cum on the radio if sumwun be so kine as to drive a metal stake thru my skull earlobe to earlobe, thatd be juss peachy keen, K? Fanks.