I cut together a few really short calls that Ive done over the years to an old chinese guy named Long Dong. I called him every once in awhile for 5 or 6 years until he finally changed his number. Sometimes Id type 123 a standard default passcode for old machines to get into the menu of his answering machine. Id listen to his messages usually in chinese. Id change his outgoing message. I usually couldnt keep him on the phone for very long. Hed usually just yell. Id didnt matter what I said or how i said it, hed yell at me in chinese or broken engrish.