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  ‘Human Centipede’ Body Shot Train Is an Alpha Male’s Wet Dream

  Move over, 1,000 Ways To Die — it seems yet another horror story of certain doom has emerged from the bowels of horny TikTok — 100 Ways To Get A Raging Case Of Mono.
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  The Rejection Hotline, and 7 Other Useful Numbers You Can Call

  Giving out your phone number is a lot more dangerous than it used to be. In the olden days, the worst that could happen was a telemarketer interrupting your family dinner with a ringing landline.
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  People Reveal Their Weirdest Experiences at Somebody Else’s House

  We’ve all been to friends’ houses who had a fully stocked beer fridge, or parents who hated each other, or an overtly horny dog humping your leg.
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  ‘Florida Has the Largest Per-Capita Population of Sugar Daddies’: Woman Pitches ‘Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day’ to Boca Raton City Council

  “You guys may not be aware, but Florida has the largest per-capita population of sugar daddies in the U.S.,” she explained.
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  39 Memes to Direct Deposit into the Dank Bank

  Enjoy a nice assortment of hand-picked memes sure to brighten up your day.
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  'What's Something You Really Hate About a Guy?': Woman Puts Street Interviewer In a Bodybag

  This is a tough look. If this is me I'm pretty sure I'm retiring completely from interviews after this answer.
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  30 Incredible Pics That Are Just Plain Awesome

  Check out this batch of awesome pics that either intentionally or inadvertently appear to blur the lines between fiction and reality.
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  ‘Throw Him Out of the Tournament!’: Wrestler Rains Down Fists of Fury on Opponent

  This video footage is from a scholastic wrestling tournament, and no - you are not allowed to punch your opponent.
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  Where Are They Now? The 6 Most Notable 'To Catch a Predator' Suspects

  These men found themselves on nationally syndicated television after chatting up an underage (decoy) person online and then deciding to show up...
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  Trees, Dinosaurs and Sharks — Everything Younger than the Appalachian Mountains

  Predating the grand canyon, land animals and even “Take Me Home, Country Roads” artist John Denver as @groovygeologist cared to note at the end of her now-viral clip, the Appalachian mountains have existed for nearly 500 million years, a testament to thei
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  4Chan Nazi Arrested At His Mom's House after Threatening to Shoot Florida Sheriff

  Let this be a lesson that you can't hide behind a keyboard at your mommy's house forever.
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  20 Famous People We Forgot Did Horrible Things

  Nobody is perfect in this world. But there's a difference between being perfect and not being a complete shitbag.
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  38 Facepalm Worthy Fails and Flounders

  Unfortunate souls who got a dose of misfortune that they just weren't ready for.
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  Twitter's New Public Bookmark Feature is Being Called the 'Jerk Off Ratio'

  Bad news for people who like to beat their meat in peace — weeks after Twitter’s public view counter illustrated just how unpopular we all evidently are, the platform’s Musk-y overlords have unveiled their latest visible metric— publicly displaying the n
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  Strapped IT Workers Show Off What They're Packing for 'Full-Sized Friday'

  These totally normal American employees are packing some serious heat.
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  Bartenders Share Their Hilarious St. Patricks Day Horror Stories

  The worst or best bartending day of the year, depending on who you ask. It's St. Patrick's day and we wanted to hear directly from the people slinging drinks.
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  Remembering Lance Reddick With His Hilarious Eric Andre Appearance

  Lance Reddick, famed for his work in The Wire, John Wick and Fringe died “suddenly” on Friday, March 17, according to his publicist. He was 60 years old.
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  22 Facts People Only Know Because They Have A Very Specific Job

  Inside info from people who work it.
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  'Did You Shoot My Dog?’: Off Duty Cop Shoots and Kills His Neighbors Dog after It Came Into His Yard

  "Why isn't your f***ing dog chained up buddy?"
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  Ke Huy Quan Collected His First Oscar and 27 Selfies With A-List Celebs

  After nearly a decade of mediocrity and Ellen DeGeneres-fueled cringeniess, it seems the highly-coveted title of THE Oscars’ selfie has finally been dethroned thanks to the award-winning star of Everything Everywhere All at Once/certified Silly Little Guy