A Totally Serious, Not-At-All Inflated Investigation into Brittany Mahomes Seemingly Newly Enlarged Boobs
“My, how she’s grown!” — Your creepy uncle
Published 1 month ago in Funny
If you’ve been on social media today, you’ve probably seen a few posts going around about how much Brittany Mahomes has changed. What those posts are obliquely referencing is the fact that people found a photo where her boobs look bigger than they did previously.
DEVELOPING: Brittany Mahomes has been going viral after she uploaded a new picture of herself which fans claims makes her look like an ‘entirely different person from a few years ago.’ pic.twitter.com/Y9KV6q5Umc
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) May 18, 2025
Sure, the photo was captured around an event for the Mahomes’ charity, but if people want to talk about tits, then I guess we’re talking about tits. Sorry, sick children, but you’re going to have to wait.
Brittany mahomes seems a lot more likable now. Idk what it is
— 7-10 spliff (@7Spliff) May 19, 2025
Some of you really don’t understand how breastfeeding works. This has happened each time she has had a child. Also, maybe just mind your business? https://t.co/XWHtvSgLbN
— Shoop (@noreen_shoop) May 19, 2025
https://t.co/U8FHE5BhyVpic.twitter.com/5yyola1wRS
— D.Brown (@Dbrown_96) May 18, 2025
Soon after the photo was posted, people began getting way too horny on main. Some speculated as to why her boobs look bigger: Did she get a boob job? Is it because she had a kid earlier this year? Can women just magically make their boobs look bigger sometimes? Others simply found totally normal and not at all weird ways to ogle at her from afar.
What’s the truth? The real question is, “Who gives a shit?” Lots and lots of people, apparently, as many of our fellow human beings spent one of their precious few mornings on this earth basically just making “a-WOOO-ga!” sounds at their computer and posting about it.
where did THOSE come from?
— The Manhatter (@TheManhatterKSU) May 17, 2025
So those were the big offseason changes the Chiefs we’re talking about
— DeCadence Matumbo (@its_decadence) May 17, 2025
https://t.co/cl2ll5wzvcpic.twitter.com/lupy8byEwS
— Uncle Jiggy (@UncleJiggy2356) May 18, 2025
So, what really happened here?
After considerable research, here’s what we came up with: Brittany Mahomes showed up somewhere and you could kind of see more of her boobs than usual.
I know, not as fun when you put it that way.
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