Alan Dershowitz Thinks The Age of Consent Is Too High

This dude sucks!

By Peter Rapine

Published 1 month ago in Wtf


Alan Dershowitz, the long-time pal and lawyer to Jeffrey Epstein has a special talent for being the biggest creep alive. To be honest, I have no idea why this guy hasn’t been arrested yet. I mean, I know tweeting isn’t a crime, but for him, it should be.


While most of Epstein’s close friends try to keep a low profile, Dershowitz isn’t content with fading into obscurity. Nope. He constantly needs to remind the public that 1) he’s still alive and 2) still a fucking creep.



He obviously knows people associate him with the sex trafficking of minors, he just doesn’t seem to care. 

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Did Drake Get Surgery on His Abs?

This is something Drake would do.

By Peter Rapine

Published 1 month ago in Funny


Drake, the 38-year-old Canadian rapper and most embarrassing man alive, posted a photo on Instagram over the weekend of his shirtless torso alongside the caption, “I’m wide awake for the nights that separate the type who get to it til they get it right from the type who just… type.”


For one, I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean. Second, what’s the deal with his abs? For someone posing in front of 30 liquor bottles it seems fishy that his abs would be so defined while the rest of his body is sort of meh.



Obviously, no one fights the urge to pick on Drake these days. But if he wants it to stop, maybe he should try not being such a huge dork! 

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