Palantir CEO Alex Karp Says Half the Country ‘Neglects High Testosterone Males’
Are these “high testosterone males” in the room with us, Mr. Karp?
Published 1 month ago in Funny
Despite having a fortune of roughly 16 billion dollars, Alex Karp blames others for what he sees as persecution against his kind. Not billionaires, which he is, but instead, “high testosterone males.” It’s not a good sign that the CEO of America’s largest government-contracted surveillance company sounds exactly like an Andrew Tate fan.
In a recent interview with Axios, Karp, nearly in tears, complains that “Democrats have just completely neglected males [sic].” He goes on to say there is “nothing wrong with being a somewhat to high testosterone male” and blames liberals for their lack of male appeal, citing the “vibes” he gets from them as off-putting if not outright offensive.
PALANTIR CEO: “The democrats just completely neglect males. There is nothing wrong with being a high testosterone male.”
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“I don’t find it very appealing (being a democrat) as a dude. Like most dudes do, it’s a huge problem,” Karp concluded. The 58-year-old CEO has never married, has no children and once told Forbes that the idea of starting a family gives him “hives.”
Hey, at least he isn’t in charge of the world's most sophisticated surveillance apparatus.
Oh wait.