On today’s installment of the Twitter ratio ratio-ing, former MMA fighter Jake Shields learned a very valuable lesson when it comes to posting about other people’s bodies — shutting the fuck up is never a bad idea.
Earlier this week, Shields took a break from his busy schedule of getting repeatedly kicked in the head and evidently scouring the internet for a scalloped bikini to rock this swimsuit season to share a highly incorrect take no one asked for, terribly attempting to dunk on a swimsuit model’s body. “This bitch needs a gym membership, not a bikini,” he tweeted alongside a screenshot of a product listing on the retailer’s website.
This bitch needs a gym membership, not a bikini pic.twitter.com/2uKfDyzLI6— Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) April 12, 2023
Shortly after hitting the site, Shields’ post emerged as the platform’s laughing stock of the day, launching a whole lot of written TKOs for his post, one that could only be said by “an unfuckable douche canoe,” per @christineestima’s meme reply.
me when ive never had sex with a woman in my life https://t.co/Gv98Ry2L7d— aisu (@Aiced_tea) April 13, 2023
His Mother didn't hug him enough so now he hates on women he has never met https://t.co/M5ZnnOXnnN— Rachel ???????? (@RachelB451) April 13, 2023
Wait wait! I know this one pic.twitter.com/WYmD85329u— Christine Estima (@christineestima) April 13, 2023
Meanwhile, others opted to give Shields a taste of his own medicine, sending the body shaming right back at him:
What a creative way of saying "I've got a tiny cock" on twitter. https://t.co/65pnXZQumU— Wogsy (@WogsyLad) April 13, 2023
Along those lines, @goldenrkivelabs decided to aim not below the belt, but right in the kisser for the ultimate knockout punch: “Speaking on women’s bodies while having a face like this is kinda crazy.”