Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia

Let it be known that you can shitpost your way to an ambassadorship.

By Peter Rapine

Published 4 months ago in Funny


Nick Adams, the Hooters-loving, alpha bro Twitter poster, has now been named America’s ambassador to Malaysia. And that’s all thanks to Donald Trump, who made the announcement on Truth Social, calling Adams, “an incredible Patriot and very successful entrepreneur.” Adams is also Australian-born and started his life in politics in 2004 when he was elected as the youngest deputy mayor in Australia’s history.



As deputy mayor, Adams brought his “outsider” opinions into politics, offering a ban on pigeons in Ashfield in 2005 as a means to stop bird flu. His plan never went into effect. Adams also proposed a DNA database to track dog owners who refused to pick up after their dogs. That plan never got off the ground either. Not surprisingly, his early political career was marked with controversy as he often missed city council meetings as he was frequently traveling as a motivational speaker.


All the while, Adams has obsessively posted about his love of Hooters and once claimed that Joe Biden tried to “destroy” the great American institution. Adams isn’t as controversial as many of Trump’s picks for his cabinet; however, his alpha bro “character” might be the lamest way anyone has ever secured an ambassadorship.



For the sake of the American-Malaysian relationship, I hope Malaysia has a Hooters.  

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